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Woke army introduces new easier combat
fitness test that swaps tough leg tucks
for planks and lowers standards across
the board to be more inclusive for women

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Posted By: Ribicon, 3/24/2022 1:28:10 AM

As the world braces for a Third Word War, the U.S. Army is lowering its fitness standards to be 'more inclusive'. The Army is changing several of its fitness test exercises including the dreaded leg tucks in favor of planks because about half of all female soldiers were unable to complete the exercise. The new Army Combat Fitness Test, ACFT, which is comprised of six-exercises, also slashes the number of push-ups from 30 to ten, reduces the power throw distance by two thirds and gives more time to finish the two-mile run.(Snip)Under Donald Trump, a tough gender-neutral ACFT test was suggested but a trial found

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Has the US Army bit off more than it can chew? A three-front war fighting against White supremacy, opposition to our national LGBTQ-pedo ethic, and now dismantling the notion of gender inequality.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: 6079 Smith, W 3/24/2022 1:59:28 AM (No. 1108279)
Would Lia Thomas have any trouble meeting these new standards?
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Reply 2 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 3/24/2022 2:17:52 AM (No. 1108282)
Soy boys …attack!!! “Mommy!!!” Hey…get back here! No you cisgender patriarch racist homophobe!!!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Trigger2 3/24/2022 2:35:40 AM (No. 1108283)
One size fits all. How asinine. If women can't do the fitness test, then they don't belong in the military.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: kono 3/24/2022 2:37:02 AM (No. 1108284)
I feel diversely safer already.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Amanoftwistsandturns 3/24/2022 2:37:57 AM (No. 1108286)
Have no fear. With women like Lia Thomas we will be unstoppable.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: chumley 3/24/2022 3:30:06 AM (No. 1108299)
Yeah but they sure make catchy tik tok videos.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: 5 handicap 3/24/2022 5:40:17 AM (No. 1108341)
Proof Positive that the Monicker "Affirmative Action Austin" is fully merited! Goddamn his evil soul to the hell he so richly deserves!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Strike3 3/24/2022 8:42:46 AM (No. 1108474)
It's getting to the point where real soldiers will be ashamed to wear the uniform. 10 push ups? 23 minutes for two miles? From where are they recruiting, the fat farm? Jerry Nadler could probably pass that test.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: smokincol 3/24/2022 9:32:07 AM (No. 1108540)
diluting real standards to appease and placate the minority has never led to excellence, in anything
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Reply 10 - Posted by: bighambone 3/24/2022 9:44:47 AM (No. 1108561)
Since the Daily Mail is a UK newspaper, why don’t they compare the new U.S. Army Combat Fitness Test against the similar British Army Combat Fitness Test, then we will have an idea if the USA changes even matter?
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Lawsy0 3/24/2022 10:19:59 AM (No. 1108614)
Aha! Oho! So now those puffy little Vindman twins, Eugene and Alexander, have become the standard for all future AMERICAN soldiers. Git outta town!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: MDConservative 3/24/2022 10:32:39 AM (No. 1108628)
WOW! So let's knock Lia Thomas...but let's not ask WHY the Army is forgoing that esteemed EQUALITY in the new standards, which were already "modified" for women versus the males. While blasting Thomas, why not blast those Army "heroines" who couldn't pass the physical test and needed a lesser standard to "serve"? Same issue, isn't it? Another example of the DIFFERENCE being discarded. And who suffers?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: Axeman 3/24/2022 10:43:09 AM (No. 1108637)
We're doomed! I'm over 60 and can do 40 real pushups any time and run 2 miles in less than 15 minutes. Just from country living. My 12yo grandson can almost keep up with me now. Do we need a military who can be beat by kids and old people? Maybe we need Military Support and Applied Military branches. That's what we'll end up with anyway.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: paral04 3/24/2022 11:04:09 AM (No. 1108664)
I suppose than any enemy combatants will take the fact that our soldiers are not fit into consideration before they kill them. What idiots these people are. We need to make sure that anyone we send into battle has been trained to be the winners not participants to be slaughtered.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: DVC 3/24/2022 12:12:39 PM (No. 1108736)
An army of fatsos huffing and puffing their way to the front. Great image. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Penney 3/24/2022 4:09:14 PM (No. 1108983)
Where has common sense gone?!
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