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Biden Spoke to Putin About Ukraine And
I'm Pretty Sure the Russians Keeled Over
with Laughter

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 2/13/2022 11:18:04 PM

Does Joe Biden simply not get it? The Russians are not scared of you. They see everything. They see your mind is oatmeal. They see Jill holding your hand because you don’t know where you are anymore. They see you simply cannot do the job. Everyone saw the shambolic exit out of Afghanistan. Now, Biden’s people say that an invasion is imminent. They’ve been saying this for weeks. Are they right or not? I don’t know, but with the endless stream of bad news and no accomplishments that have marked this Biden presidency, I bet they’re hoping for a war. What a distraction that would be, right?

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This is presupposing that Dementia Joe was actually lucid during the call and not babbling about St. Beau and Corn Pop!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: NorthernDog 2/13/2022 11:35:36 PM (No. 1071258)
Old Joe allegedly had a 1-hour phone call this weekend. As far as we know, he was tapped-out after that. Imagine Old Joe having to monitor an international crisis 24/7? The Ruskies could be a NATO's door by next weekend.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Ogden Pod 2/13/2022 11:42:03 PM (No. 1071262)
Dammit Joe, if you tell me that Corn Pop story one more time I am going to hang up this phone!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 2/14/2022 12:03:56 AM (No. 1071273)
One of the most destructive things Putin could do is show the entire world that anything Biden and the United States says is not based in reality. We would be an international laughingstock.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: snakeoil 2/14/2022 1:07:57 AM (No. 1071289)
Am turning in to an isolationist. Don't want any more American soldiers killed in foreign wars. Why should I care about the Ukraine being invaded by Russia when America is being invaded by the Third World though the nonexistent border between the US and Mexico. The reason the phone call between Quid Pro Joe and Vlad the Impaler lasted for an hour is The Delaware Dummy spent 55 minutes holding the phone waiting for the woman to say Number Please.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: NotaBene 2/14/2022 1:33:23 AM (No. 1071293)
The Charge of the Light Brigade Alfred Lord Tennyson - 1809-1892 Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. "Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!" he said: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. "Forward, the Light Brigade!" Was there a man dismay’d? Not tho’ the soldier knew Some one had blunder’d: Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die: Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon in front of them Volley’d and thunder’d; Storm’d at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of Hell Rode the six hundred. Flash’d all their sabres bare, Flash’d as they turn’d in air Sabring the gunners there, Charging an army, while All the world wonder’d: Plunged in the battery-smoke Right thro’ the line they broke; Cossack and Russian Reel’d from the sabre-stroke Shatter’d and sunder’d. Then they rode back, but not Not the six hundred. Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them, Cannon behind them Volley’d and thunder’d; Storm’d at with shot and shell, While horse and hero fell, They that had fought so well Came thro’ the jaws of Death, Back from the mouth of Hell, All that was left of them, Left of six hundred. When can their glory fade? O the wild charge they made! All the world wonder’d. Honor the charge they made! Honor the Light Brigade, Noble six hundred I this time we Americans are willing to charge the Crimea valley of death with multicultural Transvestites, Lesbians, pregnant women in comfortable uniforms, and tripled vaccinated beta males. My bet is that Russian Orthodox Christians win hands down defending their own land. And should they fail Russians might still turn NYC into glass. I go with the good Russians on this one.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: singermom9 2/14/2022 6:17:45 AM (No. 1071379)
Biden wants to initiate a war. Because the pandemic is drawing to a close and the great fear is subsiding he needs something to stop the election or disrupt it in November. Two choices. 1) He will declare Martial Law and claim that to "keep our democracy" we must hold off on elections because of this great war. OR 2) he will allow the elections but say that "citizens" can vote but "residents" should also be allowed to vote. It is to save our democracy. He will somehow fit in "it is for the children" or "we need to save democracy because the repubs are out to destroy our way of life".
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Trigger2 2/14/2022 8:05:55 AM (No. 1071448)
Biden & co. are depending on a war, thinking it will rise his ratings with the public. Nothing will ever cause that rating to rise. He's just an incompetent, brain-damaged moron.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Clinger 2/14/2022 8:38:03 AM (No. 1071492)
My confidential sources have shared a small piece of the transcript which I'll share: Joe: "Hi Vlad, its Joe, how you doin. " Vlad, "Joe who and don't tell me Joemamma?" Joe, "you know the Scranton kid Lunch Bucket guy" Vlad, "Oh yea old bucket head whazzup?" Joe, "well Vlad old pal I need you to keep messin with Ukraine cuz we just got some real bad news about our little fib about you and Trump being besties." Vlad, "what's in it for me this time." Joe, "well how's your uranium supply doping, any trouble figuring out those hypersonic missile plans the beast gave you, how about we dial our own energy production down even more?" Vlad, "Nice start lets talk."
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Reply 9 - Posted by: mobyclik 2/14/2022 8:51:11 AM (No. 1071509)
I think that half-witted Biden and his half-witted media allies are pounding this war crap over and over with the knowledge that Putin is not going to invade. Then we're going to see hours of chest beating by The Demented One and stories about the 'strength and determination of one of our most powerful presidents ever.' My opinion? It's all another scam by these liars.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: MickTurn 2/14/2022 8:53:11 AM (No. 1071513)
Biden is like the nitwit living in his treehouse...he feel safe there...
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Reply 11 - Posted by: red1066 2/14/2022 10:02:03 AM (No. 1071606)
Did somebody remind Biteme that he wasn't calling in an ice cream order? I wonder how many times Biteme forgot why he was on the phone in the first place.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Kumoan 2/14/2022 2:45:47 PM (No. 1071882)
I imagine Zero, forgetting why the phone call is happening, scratches around to make small talk, [and with Brandon, that is really small talk] grabs the "football" and goes "what the hell is this?" And Putin tells him what it is and how it works [thanks, Hillary] Then Zero decides to tell about the time he took Corn Pop out behind the barn and did the nasty, with Putin robotically adding the punch lines, right on cue. Next up, it's about time for Brandon to fill his Depends and the conversation goes downhill from there...meanwhile, blocks away The Lightbringer [tm] relights his bong and snickers.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 2/14/2022 3:41:11 PM (No. 1071916)
"Look Dr. Mommy! I can make chocolate pudding in my underoos! Wait. Who's this? Oh, I'm glad too, but who am I talking to? No I've already done my pootin' and they wiped my azz. Did I call you? What about? Ukraine? Yeah, Hunter told me to warn you that he's sitting on 30 million bucks worth of crack pipes and we can clog up that Nordscheme pipe if you try and invade that tea room in New York. Hey, this ain't no laughing matter, I'm serious! No joke! Who else is making all that noise I'm hearing? I'm telling you that those are not your cranes and they have a right to their natural jelly preserves."
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