Putting ladies TIGHTS over your face mask
makes it better at stopping spread of
Covid, study finds
Daily Mail (UK),
by
Emily Craig
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
2/8/2022 12:41:13 AM
They are a versatile fashion accessory and a staple in every woman's wardrobe. But now researchers say wearing ladies tights on your face could slash your risk of getting Covid. One of the criticisms aimed at commonly worn face coverings is that they do not fit tightly enough to significantly block viral particles from being inhaled or exhaled. As part of a new study, Cambridge University experts reviewed a variety of DIY hacks people have used to make masks fit better, including using rubber bands or tape. Curiously, they found the most effective tactic was to wrap pantyhose around the bottom half of the face—on top of a mask.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
dickiedeeb 2/8/2022 12:54:57 AM (No. 1065036)
Also the Science has found the One True Virus is noninfective less than three feet from the ground So crawl with pride and dignity when in public around people If not for you then do it to protect others Save lives
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
DVC 2/8/2022 1:03:22 AM (No. 1065043)
Hmmm. Better than the ZERO without it. So with the pantyhose.....it's what, 1% effective?
Use a nasal spray of 1% povodine-iodine solution after you go into a crowd and kill 100% of any virus that gets into your nose. And forget their stupid, ineffective masks.
13 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 2/8/2022 1:06:59 AM (No. 1065049)
What a bogus conclusion! They didn't actually study how well it protects against the Wuhan. They studied how well it made a face diaper fit on your face. There is absolutely no evidence in this study that this ridiculous approach could "slash your risk of getting Covid". None. Just assumptions and suppositions. And this is Cambridge! "Science" has become a joke.
23 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Sandpiper 2/8/2022 1:09:34 AM (No. 1065050)
Oh gosh, I can’t even …. How can you take any of this seriously?
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 2/8/2022 1:17:37 AM (No. 1065052)
You go into a bank w the enhanced face thong, you’ll be escorted o u t.
(Is this parody? It IS DM, but still.)
14 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
formerNYer 2/8/2022 1:18:39 AM (No. 1065053)
Should you take the lady out of the tights before you put them over your facemask or does the lady stay in them? The article doesn't make that clear.
49 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
PChristopher 2/8/2022 1:51:02 AM (No. 1065063)
And if you pull pantyhose down over your face and mask, you won't catch cold while you're robbing a liquor store.
20 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
garyhope 2/8/2022 2:23:13 AM (No. 1065074)
#6,....ROFLMAO. Thank you.
Is a bikini thong also permitted and effective. Are just washed and clean knickers better than slightly worn panties? How about lace panties? How about a man's jock strap? A one breast bra?
12 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
qr4j 2/8/2022 2:44:33 AM (No. 1065081)
And yet Grandpa gets sent to the home when he starts wearing his underpants on the outside of his trousers! Will Sleepy Joe start wearing Jill’s hose over his face?
20 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 2/8/2022 3:33:03 AM (No. 1065091)
Dementia Joe is going to look awfully silly with Dr. Jill's fishnet stockings over his head!!
25 people like this.
Sounds like a Monty Python study to me. Just goes to show how many fools there really are in these so called universities and what their "expertise" is worth.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
mifla 2/8/2022 4:02:23 AM (No. 1065108)
I hope Fauci doesn't read this.
19 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
A.I. 2/8/2022 4:07:47 AM (No. 1065112)
Dr. FauXi, The Science Guy, should demonstrate to the public how it’s done.
14 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
offrope 2/8/2022 4:43:02 AM (No. 1065131)
Panty hose on your head helps, but keeping your left thumb up your butt at all times is better protection.
10 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 2/8/2022 5:14:06 AM (No. 1065144)
Can’t wait till I see a Karen with this getup on! Or some “dude” who has an entity of his own in various colors! You know today’s man! A real man who’s not afraid to let his feminine side “out”! What a fabulous idea!
7 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
voxpopuli 2/8/2022 5:51:43 AM (No. 1065160)
One better... for all the Karens..
A plastic bag over your head is the
PERFECT answer to OUR problem
21 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 2/8/2022 7:14:56 AM (No. 1065202)
How bout a cross and a string of garlic......oh wait a minute. I believe that’s only good against Vampires and such.
6 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
mobyclik 2/8/2022 7:21:29 AM (No. 1065210)
SoyBois won't like this, it'll cover up their manbuns. ''Dooood, this ain't cool!''
5 people like this.
Putting a lady there in tights is even more effective!
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
WV.Hillbilly 2/8/2022 8:13:54 AM (No. 1065268)
A plastic bag works even better,
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SNL, please take notice and do a hilarious skit on this topic.
Include: a black garbage bag over the head while driving, using a seal-a-matic for a facetime call, bubble boy outfit at the park....
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
JackBurton 2/8/2022 8:24:48 AM (No. 1065286)
So. I should stick my face in ladies' tights to avoid covid?
Wait...... wha???
10 people like this.
Wasn’t a passenger thrown off a flight and probably arrested for wearing a thong as a mask? He should now sue the airlines as he was way ahead of his time.
5 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Axeman 2/8/2022 9:46:25 AM (No. 1065371)
The charts show that masks fit very poorly and are thus completely worthless for preventing the spread of airborne virus.
I have a beard and I am pureblood, plus I work in public with others who were unworried from the beginning. I have seen more ill effects from the gene therapy than from the virus, so they can save this face covering BS for the next fascist surge.
"Cambridge University experts..." LOL! How much alcohol and drugs were consumed in the course of this "experiment"?
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
red1066 2/8/2022 9:55:55 AM (No. 1065379)
Real pretty. Does one cut off the legs and feet, or do they just hang there.
7 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 2/8/2022 10:08:22 AM (No. 1065394)
"She Blinded Me With Science" - Thomas Dolby
Apparently, the Home for Deranged Scientists does exist, and appears to be growing.
!!! SCIENCE !!!
7 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
franq 2/8/2022 10:11:01 AM (No. 1065398)
I'll pass. As Foghorn Leghorn said, " M' lungs CRAVE air!" Had COVID, now presumably have natural immunity.
4 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
mc squared 2/8/2022 10:17:59 AM (No. 1065414)
Wait until the space aliens take these pictures back with them. The earth is safe now.
2 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
terrywhite 2/8/2022 10:54:51 AM (No. 1065478)
Now everyone will really look like they are robbing the place.
5 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
tivey6301 2/8/2022 11:10:52 AM (No. 1065498)
One thing is for sure, if you put a plastic bag over your head and then tape it tightly around your neck you will not die from the wuhan.. If we could get all liberals to practice this, the dempanic would be over.
4 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
kono 2/8/2022 11:24:17 AM (No. 1065513)
Well, wearing the women's tights over your masked face seems likely to cause others to give you a wider berth, and greater degrees of isolation seem to give greater degrees of protection from the Kung Flu. So this does, strangely, make some sense.
4 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
BarryNo 2/8/2022 11:54:42 AM (No. 1065567)
They're trying for the Asian "hentai" look. Next they'll suggest using women's underwear.
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Seriously? But then this is the nation that spawned the iconic Monty Python. Sometimes I read the news and think that MP was decades ahead of its time.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
cedar 2/8/2022 12:03:48 PM (No. 1065584)
I guess the guy using a lady's red thong as a mask had the right idea.
3 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
WI Cynic 2/8/2022 12:19:25 PM (No. 1065598)
This would probably work if the problem were gaps around the edge of the mask. If the problem is the mask itself, then it's pointless.
1 person likes this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
earlybird 2/8/2022 1:46:55 PM (No. 1065725)
No.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
earlybird 2/8/2022 1:49:54 PM (No. 1065729)
Noticeably absent: The expert from Iowa and the perennial contrarian from MD.
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