Wandering hen taken into custody at Pentagon
security area
Associated Press,
by
Staff
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
2/4/2022 12:58:54 AM
Washington—A wandering chicken was caught sneaking around a security area at the Pentagon, a local animal welfare organization said.
The loose hen was found early Monday morning near the U.S. Department of Defense headquarters, the Animal Welfare League of Arlington, Virginia, wrote on social media. "Apparently, the answer to 'why did the chicken cross the road' is to get to the Pentagon," the group posted.(Snip)The hen—which has brown feathers and a red comb and wattles—is a Rhode Island Red. Jones described the bird as “sweet” and “nervous” but said she has allowed some people to pet her. She's now known as Henny Penny,
Reply 1 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 2/4/2022 1:13:51 AM (No. 1060808)
OMG, the DOD has arrested Chicken Little. The sky is falling. Will Ducky Lucky be next? Say it aint so, FJB, say it aint so. The last clucks heard from CL were pleas of innocence.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
NotaBene 2/4/2022 1:20:26 AM (No. 1060812)
Chickens go where the chickens congregate, just trying to get to Medals Milley.
18 people like this.
Hilary seen snooping around again?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
DVC 2/4/2022 2:00:40 AM (No. 1060841)
We had Rhode Island Reds when I was a kid. They laid eggs for our breakfast when we lived in the country in tidewater rural area around Norfolk.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
seamusm 2/4/2022 3:46:08 AM (No. 1060871)
And what strain of a ChiCom virus is this chicken spreading? Bio-warfare at its most evil. RUN!!!!
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
watashiyo 2/4/2022 4:24:26 AM (No. 1060876)
The chicken was taken into custody because she had no Security Clearance.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
KatieJo 2/4/2022 5:03:29 AM (No. 1060901)
There are so many things that run through one's mind. The first thought I had was--how paranoid do you have to be to think a chicken is "sneaking" around? How many devious schemes do they have to imagine that someone else might be using a chicken to spy on them? This is just bizarre.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Nimby 2/4/2022 7:03:50 AM (No. 1060947)
What about the rooster wandering in the WH?
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
The Other Guy 2/4/2022 7:21:20 AM (No. 1060958)
The gold decoration on the brims of head gear worn by generals and admirals is sometimes referred to as "scrambled eggs". Any connection? Is she part of a secret government conspiracy? An agent of a foreign government?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 2/4/2022 8:04:04 AM (No. 1060996)
Run that frickin’ Chicken through a scanner.....I suspect it’s wearing a wire.
6 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
smokincol 2/4/2022 8:17:16 AM (No. 1061021)
why is this even a story?
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
mobyclik 2/4/2022 8:21:20 AM (No. 1061028)
I'm surprised Biden promote it to the rank of General, it would fit right right in.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Clinger 2/4/2022 8:26:19 AM (No. 1061031)
Clearly a MAGA hen and another dastardly violent insurrection.
3 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
udanja99 2/4/2022 8:50:14 AM (No. 1061062)
#13, they probably thought that red comb on it’s head was a MAGA hat.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
MattMusson1 2/4/2022 8:50:17 AM (No. 1061063)
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get the the same side.
11 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Calvinesq 2/4/2022 9:15:57 AM (No. 1061094)
'cause it didn't have a mask!
2 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
judy 2/4/2022 9:19:28 AM (No. 1061095)
Word spreads fast ...open borders...even for chickens!!!
3 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
cor-vet 2/4/2022 9:54:49 AM (No. 1061154)
Hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but is it carrying a virus. Faux-chis Wuhan flu isn't doing its job, his HIV didn't work, so he might be getting desperate.
3 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
red1066 2/4/2022 10:06:29 AM (No. 1061177)
It's a new Chinese method of spying. The eyes of the bird are cameras, and the tail is the transmitter.
6 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Goose 2/4/2022 10:08:08 AM (No. 1061182)
Associated Press: Covering the REALLY IMPORTANT stories.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
qr4j 2/4/2022 10:29:38 AM (No. 1061214)
Get this: The Federal government will arrest a chicken, but it won't do much about illegal immigrants who have a criminal past.
BTW, I am NOT saying all illegal immigrants have a criminal past. They might have a criminal present, however, by virtue of crossing the border illegally and purposefully.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
MickTurn 2/4/2022 11:09:50 AM (No. 1061304)
Yea, the Pentagon Morons thought the Chicken was a threat because it was WHITE...OH THE HORROR!
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 2/4/2022 2:11:33 PM (No. 1061476)
Awwww, that's such a cute story.
Now- get back to work -you tallywhackers!
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Kumoan 2/4/2022 3:51:10 PM (No. 1061546)
Probably Justin Turdo in yet another one of his disguises, trying to hide from those freedom loving truckers. Did the "chicken" sport blackface? Did it have a pee stained snuggy?
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 2/4/2022 4:36:17 PM (No. 1061582)
Relative was a General in the Air Force. The 4 star on the base he was at had a 30 tabby cat. He’d get out at night and would wander into the hospital. He was heavy enough to set off the doors! At 3:00 AM a couple of Security Guards would deliver the big boy back to The General…SIR!!!
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
cheeflo 2/4/2022 9:20:21 PM (No. 1061842)
That's a capon, #8.
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