Benny Hill had his theme music and now
Jill Biden does too
American Thinker,
by
Andrea Widburg
Original Article
Posted By: Magnante,
1/6/2022 9:07:20 AM
The Washington Examiner has broken what is, so far, the best story of the year: It turns out that Jill Biden has her own “walk-up” music. That is, whenever she makes an official appearance, this music is played for her, just as Hail to the Chief is played when the president appears. Someone within the Marine Corps band wrote it, although there is some dispute as to whether the White House requested such music or the Marine Corps band members spontaneously felt that Jill needed that special song.
Why didn't they just use the Benny Hill music for Dr. Jill? It's appropriate for a clown.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
mean Gene 1/6/2022 9:13:13 AM (No. 1029839)
Sounds like music a queen might get in France .... on her way to the guillotine.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
pearlyjo 1/6/2022 9:15:54 AM (No. 1029841)
I suggest the song played for Rep Michelle Bachmann when she appeared on the Jimmy Fallon Show several years ago. It didn’t quite suit Bachmann, IMHO, but it is appropriate for our current administration.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
smsnod 1/6/2022 9:21:27 AM (No. 1029847)
How about David Rose's 'The Stripper'.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 1/6/2022 9:38:36 AM (No. 1029866)
I was always fond of Loony Toons music.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
downnout 1/6/2022 9:41:44 AM (No. 1029872)
Let me guess….Devil in the Blue Dress?
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
downnout 1/6/2022 9:44:27 AM (No. 1029876)
OMG, I just listened to it. It does sound like Benny Hill!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
red1066 1/6/2022 9:59:05 AM (No. 1029892)
It's the lone trumpeter and Trombone player that make it sound like a clown tune. It's sounds like the kind of piece that someone would use to mock royalty.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Pearson365 1/6/2022 10:01:40 AM (No. 1029897)
Perhaps the Marines who haven’t been discharged could bring back a theme song from one of the old TV shows Joe Biden is watching such as Dr Kildare, Ben Casey, General Hospital or even Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. If only the Marines Corps leadership took readiness as seriously as boot licking.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 1/6/2022 10:04:23 AM (No. 1029901)
Its amazing. Class 1st Ladies like Barbara Bush, Laura Bush and Melania Trump receive no special attention from the Marine Band or other official functions of the goobernment. But Hitlery, Mooche, and now Empress Jill get lavish hero worship. One wonders why that is?
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 1/6/2022 10:17:11 AM (No. 1029925)
It's bad enough to catch a view of the fraudulent first lady now there is music to go with it. Sounds like the end of Loony Toons when the cartoon character pops out and says, "that's all folks". When I was in the military many moons ago, I enjoyed the Army Band I would expect the Marine Band to be as great but this little yakitty sax ditty makes me lose respect for the Corps band.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 1/6/2022 10:17:15 AM (No. 1029926)
The Benny Hill music was a saxophone riff - - taken from The Coasters' song, "Yakkity Yak."
"Dr." Jill should ask the ayatollahs to create a musical version of their chant, "Death To America" - - and march to the podium with that song playing.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
TexaTucky 1/6/2022 10:17:50 AM (No. 1029927)
Cruella De Jill
Cruella De Jill
If she doesn't scare you
No evil thing will
To see her is to
Take a sudden chill
Cruella, Cruella De Jill
The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
All innocent children
Had better beware
She's like a spider waiting
For the kill
Look out for Cruella De Jill
At first you think
Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn
Away the shock
You come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath
A rock!
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until
Cruella, Cruella De Jill
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
PageTurner 1/6/2022 10:26:01 AM (No. 1029941)
We should write our own for these people -- with sad trombones and other more accurate expressions. Some bozo the clown music?
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Owney 1/6/2022 10:41:56 AM (No. 1029964)
Another slight to Kamala. Does her hubby have his own theme song?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
AltaD 1/6/2022 10:42:37 AM (No. 1029965)
I hope the woman in the white dress who was with J. Biden wasn't at the event to lecture anyone on health.
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But she's SPECIAL. She's a DOCTOR, dammit!!
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 1/6/2022 10:47:36 AM (No. 1029969)
Worst song I have ever heard! Worthy of a non talented 9th grade deaf student!
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
marbles 1/6/2022 11:00:30 AM (No. 1029984)
Circus music.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
MrDeplorable 1/6/2022 11:11:14 AM (No. 1029998)
Okay, what could be more appropriate than the Hallelujah, excuse me, HalleJillya Chorus sung as: “Narcissism, narcissism, narcissism, narcissism, nar. . ci. . si. . sm. For the FLOTUS omnipotent reigneth. . . narcissism, narcissism, et cetera. I think Georg Handel would apptove.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
WinterParker 1/6/2022 11:19:26 AM (No. 1030007)
I'm pretty sure the Marine Corps band can play better than that. Has a Middle School first semester band concert ring to it.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
lakerman1 1/6/2022 11:27:05 AM (No. 1030018)
Sweet Jesus! The Biden crime family is a self-parody or something.
I have some optional titles for the song.
Fanfare For A Floozy
Trumpets for the Strumpet
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"Dr." Jill fiddles while our beloved homeland burns under the Biden regime.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
wangbuster 1/6/2022 12:25:47 PM (No. 1030097)
Dr. Joke. There are two FJB's in the White House.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
earlybird 1/6/2022 12:32:57 PM (No. 1030109)
I believe the Marine Corps band. And I agree with Widburg that it is incredibly awful. Whoever wrote it didn’t like Jillzy… (Can you imagine Melania ever wanting such a thing? Nevah…)
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
lil dotty 1/6/2022 12:59:29 PM (No. 1030154)
One here suggest s "The Stripper" could be used.
Would Wainwright's "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road" be appropriate?
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
udanja99 1/6/2022 1:29:28 PM (No. 1030193)
Too bad that “God Save the Queen” is already taken.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 1/6/2022 2:11:13 PM (No. 1030227)
Oh now everybody is a music critic! As someone who has written a tune or two for a kindergarten chorus, I think the music is quite fitting. To be correct, Boots' Randolph and Spider Rich wrote and performed the tune; yet some dumb bunnies still call it Benny Hill's theme. If you think music composition is easy, just write your own symphony. Also, I LIKE the lively little tune for Doctor Jill the Pill's entrances.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
smokincol 1/6/2022 3:39:23 PM (No. 1030276)
it sounded more like the opening music to "F Troop" than Benny Hill's theme music but, anyway, no matter how you spin it, you can put lipstick on a pig but it's, alas, still a pig.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Rabbiter 1/6/2022 5:42:03 PM (No. 1030381)
I was disappointed that Sergeant O'Rourke, Corporal Agarn and Chief Wild Eagle were not in attendance.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
privateer 1/6/2022 6:48:03 PM (No. 1030447)
Joe Brainstem's fanfare should be played by bass Crumhorns; their sound resembles the greeting he gave Camilla in the UK.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
mifla 1/7/2022 5:03:34 AM (No. 1030754)
Slip Sliding Away by Paul Simon.
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