White elephant! Chris Christie's new book
on how to 'save' the Republican Party
sells paltry 2,289 copies during its first
week on shelves despite huge media blitz
by ex-NJ governor
Daily Mail (UK),
by
Keith Griffith
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
11/30/2021 10:16:45 PM
Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's new book touting himself as the potential savior of the Republican Party has sold just over 2,000 copies in the week since it was published. In its first week available in stores, Christie's tome titled Republican Rescue has sold just 2,289 copies, according to BookScan data cited by the publishing newsletter Press Run. Press Run author Eric Boehlert called the sales figures a 'a colossal publishing flop' and 'debacle' for Christie, comparing the dismal sales to the same-week sales of 24,000 for Jonathan Karl's new political book, Betrayal: The Final Act of the Trump Show. The meager book sales come despite persistent promotion
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Luandir 11/30/2021 10:19:59 PM (No. 993347)
Does that beat first-week sales for Shrillery's recent bombs?
26 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
Highlander 11/30/2021 10:32:03 PM (No. 993356)
How humbling that must be! Not so hot, eh?
25 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Tet Vet 68 11/30/2021 10:33:53 PM (No. 993360)
Go hug Obama again maybe he'll buy your books.
62 people like this.
I believe those 2,289 copies can be found in Chris Christie's garage.
67 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
seamusm 11/30/2021 10:45:27 PM (No. 993376)
While accurate, it is unkind to refer to Christie as a 'White Elephant'.
30 people like this.
That’s hilarious and shame on Fox for giving this buffoon extended exposure for the last month to plug his silly book.
46 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Strike3 11/30/2021 10:53:33 PM (No. 993389)
Maybe he shouldn't have opened that beach for his family while he closed it to the public. That's not something a conservative would do.
43 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
SALady 11/30/2021 10:53:42 PM (No. 993390)
This idiot thinks he can run for president!!! He won't win the primary in New Jersey!!!
Maybe he can start the Moby Dick Party, and be their candidate. He certainly has the circumference for it!!!
25 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
VirtuDawg 11/30/2021 10:57:40 PM (No. 993392)
Christie jumped the shark a loooonnnng time ago.
36 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Omen55 11/30/2021 11:15:48 PM (No. 993406)
Well there's paperbacks.
17 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
DVC 11/30/2021 11:19:58 PM (No. 993409)
I've never trusted Christie.
34 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Paglia guy 11/30/2021 11:22:36 PM (No. 993412)
Darn shame, as I hear it's full of great dieting tips.
21 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 11/30/2021 11:40:24 PM (No. 993427)
His pen name should be Sir Cumference.
49 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 11/30/2021 11:49:54 PM (No. 993434)
The future of the Republican party is to be more like the Democrats, right Chris? God forbid you actually offered a real alternative.
22 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
RedWhiteBlue 12/1/2021 12:00:26 AM (No. 993436)
He messes up every program he appears on...remote please! CLICK!
17 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Sully 12/1/2021 12:03:58 AM (No. 993437)
Buyers proly assumed it was a cookbook.
18 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
YorkieMom 12/1/2021 12:37:48 AM (No. 993446)
I wondered why this has been kept showing up on TV. I don’t know of anyone who would want to read his stupid book.
18 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Zeek Wolfe 12/1/2021 1:09:49 AM (No. 993458)
Now if Christie's book was about a method to shed 10 pounds by next week, guaranteed to work, I might buy it.
10 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
smokincol 12/1/2021 1:45:06 AM (No. 993480)
you know when a meteorite streaks across the sky with a bright streak an then vanishes? that's Christies rise and fall. he's obscure now he's just like the meteorite at the end of its journey - nothing.
perfect example of those who think they're more relevant than our President, Donald J. Trump, who will always be relevant.
23 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
Kumoan 12/1/2021 2:56:55 AM (No. 993505)
Christie jumped the whale a loooonnnng time ago.
11 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Jesse Jenkem 12/1/2021 3:36:09 AM (No. 993509)
What self respecting Republican would by that book?
16 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 12/1/2021 4:09:50 AM (No. 993527)
He might as well have written a book on his successful weight loss strategies.
11 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
judy 12/1/2021 4:33:07 AM (No. 993540)
Chris probably bought the 2289 for Christmas gifts for his Fox & democrat friends . Soooo another book trashing Trump fails...
10 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
NullUnit60 12/1/2021 4:52:41 AM (No. 993546)
"Media blitz"?? This is the first I've heard of this...thing. That's some "blitz" they got there. [rolleyes]
9 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
planetgeo 12/1/2021 5:09:58 AM (No. 993550)
My favorite Seinfeld episode is the one where Costanza pretends he's a wildlife biologist to impress his girl friend at the beach and ends up saving a beached Governor Christie by removing the golf ball stuck in his blowhole.
13 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
5 handicap 12/1/2021 5:23:28 AM (No. 993552)
Were the first two words of the Headline referring to the book or the author?
6 people like this.
Well, I know one book that I will NOT be asking for this Christmas.
7 people like this.
Book deals are nothing more than legal bribes for services rendered.
12 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
Rinktum 12/1/2021 6:41:10 AM (No. 993589)
The same old Rinos are coming out of the woodwork to tell us how smart and electable they are. Don’t be fooled. Christie is in it for Christie. I would not vote for him. My vote is going to someone I know loves the country more than they love themselves. They all want to be President but none of them have had the drive to make this country great like President Trump. He has a PROVEN record and I trust him. I don’t trust Christie as far as I could throw him…nuff said.
16 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/1/2021 7:04:47 AM (No. 993598)
And he thinks he’s going to run for president again?
A few years ago I published a book of embroidery designs and it sold more copies than that when it was still in the pre-order stage.
16 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 12/1/2021 7:11:59 AM (No. 993603)
I suspect he bought all of them himself for Christmas gifts. This calorically challenged clown was over when he gave Slick Willy a big hug.
8 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
smak90 12/1/2021 7:24:26 AM (No. 993612)
I hope he put his heart and soul into that book with many countless hours. It couldn't happen to a nicer RINO. Apparently RINOs don't buy books.
8 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
kennedylaw 12/1/2021 7:30:16 AM (No. 993614)
If only he was a black woman. He could run for President as a Democrat, be the first to drop out of the primaries with no votes, and then be a shew in to be picked to be the VP by whatever Democrat wins the primaries.
13 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
msjena 12/1/2021 7:42:43 AM (No. 993624)
White elephant! Thank, lucianne.com staff, for brightening my day!
9 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
hershey 12/1/2021 8:00:28 AM (No. 993651)
Jeez, into the bargain bin so soon? Whoda thunk it???
5 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 12/1/2021 8:02:32 AM (No. 993653)
Instead of constant book singing he spend more time at the 'All You Can Eat Buffet'. It's a winner for the big, bloated, anti-Trumper he can now join all the others. FCC
8 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
cobieone 12/1/2021 8:35:53 AM (No. 993691)
These people really just don't understand how conservative Americans see them, do they?? This guy has zero chance of winning the presidency, yet will probably make a run. I heard an interview with him last week. Pathetic.
9 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
3XALADY 12/1/2021 8:45:59 AM (No. 993700)
Porky was just rushing to get his presidential run book on the market before Mike Pence gets his done. Except conservatives are not buying. Dont know if Pence will write a book but it seems if you are going to be a presidential candidate, you write a book. To wit: Obola. Well, he didn't write his but he put his name on them.
8 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
AbingtonJim 12/1/2021 8:53:09 AM (No. 993711)
Record time to the $1 table at Barnes & Noble.
8 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 12/1/2021 8:53:37 AM (No. 993713)
Fat boy, any publisher dumb enough to publish something you supposedly wrote deserves the financial bloodbath they are taking. And don't hold your breath, big boy, as for running for president. Pence and you should take up knitting or something.
7 people like this.
Reply 41 - Posted by:
Strike3 12/1/2021 9:31:14 AM (No. 993759)
Maybe he should have co-authored the book with Pierre Delecto. The title could have been "Dumb & Dumber Go To Washington." Anybody who thinks they can out-president Donald Trump has lost already.
10 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
harleynyc 12/1/2021 9:47:44 AM (No. 993780)
Isn't that the book with a parmgiano recipe on every other page ?
3 people like this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
snapper451 12/1/2021 9:55:58 AM (No. 993791)
It appears that Crispy Cream has not yet sold his weight in books!
3 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
Trapper 12/1/2021 9:56:46 AM (No. 993793)
Fireplace starter with Christie's photo on it.
7 people like this.
Reply 45 - Posted by:
qr4j 12/1/2021 10:01:30 AM (No. 993799)
Christie has a big mouth. Mr. Trump does too. But Christie is not terribly likeable. I am not interested in going down the path of a bloated loud mouth with no class. Mr. Trump has class. Christie does not.
5 people like this.
Reply 46 - Posted by:
garyhope 12/1/2021 10:13:10 AM (No. 993807)
About as many as his great "Diet" book.
3 people like this.
Reply 47 - Posted by:
Zigrid 12/1/2021 11:05:27 AM (No. 993873)
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy...President Trump had his number right from the start...he's a resident of the swamp and a major never Trumper from the start of 2016...WE knew he was up to no good and now he has his answer as to where he belongs....along with Romney and lying Ryan and cheney and many others....including Jonah here at lucianne...
5 people like this.
Reply 48 - Posted by:
Safari Man 12/1/2021 11:41:54 AM (No. 993923)
Crisco: Go hug Obama. In fact, just swallow him whole.
1 person likes this.
Reply 49 - Posted by:
Ned Scott 12/1/2021 12:14:16 PM (No. 993959)
I voted for Chris Christie for New Jersey governor to rid the Garden State of the feckless Democrat, Jon Corzine. However, after four years of Governor Christie’s arrogant and boorish schtick, I could not vote for him again and voted for a third party candidate.
Chris Christie’s embracing of President Barack Obama on the ravaged NJ shore after Hurricane Sandy and just before the presidential election, and Christie’s subsequent parking of his endomorphic carcass on the beach at Island Beach State Park during a state lockdown, we’re just too much to take. Incidentally, there’s a great Photo-Shopped photograph of Chris Christie in that same beach chair, sitting in front of Satriale’s Meat Market on Kearny Avenue in Kearny, NJ along with Tony Soprano, Paulie Walnuts and the rest of the guys from “The Sopranos.” It’s very funny!
4 people like this.
Reply 50 - Posted by:
janjan 12/1/2021 12:14:40 PM (No. 993960)
Christie brings nothing to the table. He had his 15 minutes of YouTube fame when he found out voters love it when they attack the media (and teachers unions). Since then he’s done random appearances on cable news. He has not bothered to stand up against the rank incompetence in the Federal government by word or deed. DOA
3 people like this.
Reply 51 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 12/1/2021 12:42:16 PM (No. 993990)
If is gets down to $1 by the weekend, I need one copy to put under the broken picnic table.
2 people like this.
Reply 52 - Posted by:
Muguy 12/1/2021 1:42:04 PM (No. 994053)
Write a book, run for the Presidential nomination of your part....
Is he running third party? The Republican Party is going anti-RINO this time-- no room for his fat @ss
2 people like this.
Reply 53 - Posted by:
RayLRiv 12/1/2021 2:40:18 PM (No. 994095)
It's not about you Chris.
It's about Trump.
4 people like this.
Reply 54 - Posted by:
helibobber 12/1/2021 3:50:06 PM (No. 994153)
I have seared into my mind the image of him hugging Obama on the tarmac. Never forget, never forgive for me.
4 people like this.
Reply 55 - Posted by:
dman 12/1/2021 4:04:48 PM (No. 994169)
What is the "white elephant": the book, Christie, or both? /s
1 person likes this.
Reply 56 - Posted by:
sadc 12/1/2021 8:02:59 PM (No. 994358)
He would have gotten more sales for his pizza recipe.
0 people like this.
Reply 57 - Posted by:
Ned Scott 12/2/2021 11:06:33 AM (No. 994956)
I always get a big laugh whenever Chris Christie sings Bruce Springsteen songs at a public event. Mr. Springsteen, being the ultimate limousine liberal, living in exclusive and tony Rumson, NJ, probably wouldn’t even give Chris Christie the time of day on Christmas morning.
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Thar he blows, the Great White Dope of the Never Trump Brigade. Maybe he can join forces with the mailman's son, whose name I can't recall. Dennis Kucinich, was it?