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Sky News Journalist Offers to Write a
Check To Anyone Who Can Decipher
What The Heck Joe Biden is Saying

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Posted By: earlybird, 9/13/2021 6:20:47 PM

This is funny. Sky News host Rita Panahi says she will “personally write a cheque” for anyone who can decipher what Joe Biden is trying to convey in his statements from Shankesville Pennsylvania on September 11th. WATCH: (video)The YouTube comments are hilarious: “He quite clearly wants a boxing match with Robert E. Lee in Florida and a rematch in Afghanistan. Send me that cheque.” “He’s saying if Robert E. Lee doesn’t box him, then he ain’t a real black man. Send me my cheque, thank you please.” “Listen, I’m Robert E. Lee, from Afghanistan, and I want pudding instead of apple sauce today.” That’s CLEARLY what he is saying.”

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(I’ll be back if I can get myself up off the floor…ROFL….)

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Reply 1 - Posted by: MickTurn 9/13/2021 6:24:54 PM (No. 913586)
Biden is saying Bla Bla Bla, Ice Cream, Sippy Cup, Hate America. Make the check out to Fallen Soldiers and First Responders in the amount of 40 Trillion Dollars. Thank You!
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Reply 2 - Posted by: scottj 9/13/2021 6:34:38 PM (No. 913601)
Joe Biden himself couldn't collect that check.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: stablemoney 9/13/2021 7:03:48 PM (No. 913644)
Very true. This is the type reporting that should get the awards.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: snakeoil 9/13/2021 7:19:59 PM (No. 913656)
Everyone who works for a government from a governor to the person who changes the toilet tissue in public facilities has a dude or dudess standing next to him/her/it doing the sign language bit during a press conference. But it is rarely done for the top two. I'd love to see someone sign language the claptrap coming out of The Delaware Dummy. Betya Horizontal Kamala is picking out new drapes for the Oval Office. Makes you appreciate Silent Cal.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Namma 9/13/2021 7:31:59 PM (No. 913663)
He’s not saying much!
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Maggie2u 9/13/2021 7:39:10 PM (No. 913669)
Poster #4, not just new drapes but softer, fluffier, easier on the knees new carpet.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Maggie2u 9/13/2021 7:39:34 PM (No. 913671)
Excuse, meant poster #6
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Maggie2u 9/13/2021 7:41:19 PM (No. 913675)
It's been a tough day... I did mean poster #4...sheesh..sorry for the third post.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Amanoftwistsandturns 9/13/2021 7:45:41 PM (No. 913683)
I his inarticulate ramblings he was referring to comments President Trump had recently about wanting to box Biden and the comments that a military genius like Robert E. Lee could have won in Afghanistan. To which I reply no- US Grant could have won in Afghanistan, Lee’s strategy would have been more in line with the Taliban’s.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: padiva 9/13/2021 8:46:34 PM (No. 913736)
Where is that cute little blond haired girl with the red hat? I'd love for her parents to give permission for me to use the group photo for my campaign.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Venturer 9/13/2021 9:35:43 PM (No. 913774)
How much longer can the democrats keep avoiding doing something about this man, How much longer can Republicans not publicly state that this man is unfit for the Presidency. Admittedly Harris isn't even close to being intelligently equipped , or experienced enough to take over, but we cannot go on like this. Who the hell is running this country today? That is an honest question. Why isn't McConnell taking some sort of action, and where the hell is McCarthy? How long are they going to watch this senile demented old man make a fool of himself and hurt our country while doing it.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: DVC 9/13/2021 11:11:05 PM (No. 913837)
An impossible task. Traitor Joe doesn't know what he says two thirds of the time.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: thewarden 9/13/2021 11:20:29 PM (No. 913844)
Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s “Mrs. Malaprop” has nothing on old Uncle Joe. Wow, just wow...
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