Fashion Analysis: Hillary Clinton’s
Flattering Yet Sensible Hamptons
Lewk Is a ‘Hot Girl Summer’ Triumph
Washington Free Beacon,
by
Andrew Stiles
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
8/27/2021 4:55:26 PM
Hillary Clinton went all out for "Hot Girl Summer" in the Hamptons, where the failed politician was recently spotted roaming the shores with her disgraced husband and a trendy female bodyguard.The former secretary of state donned a flattering yet sensible lewk that exuded the essence of Megan Thee Stallion's take on feminine confidence: "[It's] just basically about … having a [good] time, hyping up your friends, doing you, not giving a damn about what nobody got to say about it."Fashion experts told the Washington Free Beacon that Hillary's outfit, known in the couture industry as a "secular beach burqa,"
I wouldn't click this for all the cash stolen by Comrade Xiden over the years.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Skinnydip 8/27/2021 5:05:20 PM (No. 895048)
WARNING: You won't, I repeat won't, be unable to un-see this.
31 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
sw penn 8/27/2021 5:06:22 PM (No. 895050)
"Hillary is the first woman in American history to lose a presidential election
after being nominated by a major party,
and the only politician to ever lose an election to Donald Trump."
Ready for another round?
30 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
snakeoil 8/27/2021 5:06:48 PM (No. 895052)
Some welcome comic relief during these depressing times.
43 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
downnout 8/27/2021 5:14:17 PM (No. 895059)
This has to be satire.
25 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
jalo1951 8/27/2021 5:15:20 PM (No. 895063)
Nope, not clicking that on and you can't make me. I am thinking of the green smile emoji getting ready to throw up and then the yellow smile emoji actually throwing up. I am sure that covers everything.
12 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
subal 8/27/2021 5:16:04 PM (No. 895064)
I was thinking about commenting about a "pig in a sack".
But it's more like 'look what washed up on shore!"
29 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Corndoggies 8/27/2021 5:18:28 PM (No. 895066)
This is a classic example of gaslighting. I saw the pics yesterday and when I saw this article I thought what are the chances this is the same outfit. Turns out it’s 100%. Hot girl summer? Yeaaaah.
12 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
qr4j 8/27/2021 5:22:53 PM (No. 895072)
This hymn comes to mind: “There’s a wideness in God’s mercy like the wideness of the sea …”
13 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
marbles 8/27/2021 5:26:46 PM (No. 895076)
I saw this somewhere else. She looks exactly like the slob ( in so many ways ) you know her to be.
25 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
HerbVA 8/27/2021 5:29:20 PM (No. 895081)
God help me, but I fell for the bait. Gotta double down on happy hour today.
18 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Catherine 8/27/2021 5:29:58 PM (No. 895084)
Surely she knew they were taking her picture. Evidently she wanted it taken. I've never seen anyone covered this much to go out on the beach. Maybe it's her double that fills in when her shakes set in. She looks ridiculous and seems to be proud of it.
14 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
skacmar 8/27/2021 5:31:21 PM (No. 895087)
I thought I was looking at a "PEOPLE OF WALMART" website photo. If you have ever seen the https://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ website, you will know what I mean.
25 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
volksford 8/27/2021 5:31:25 PM (No. 895088)
Holy smoke , only in lib land can this be conned off as a fashion statement. The woman more than likely is on meds that warn against excessive sunlight. Too damn funny.......
16 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Trump'sCousin 8/27/2021 5:37:25 PM (No. 895103)
I don't think that is slithery. The give away that it's not her is the gloves. I think she's in Washington assisting in the gutting of America. I think it's her stand in.
Who wears gloves in the beach in a heatwave? My mother was allergic to the sun and covered up at the ocean and even she didn't wear gloves.
No I'm not a Q follower.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
mc squared 8/27/2021 5:47:18 PM (No. 895118)
I didn't click. Too frightening.
8 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
bad-hair 8/27/2021 5:48:19 PM (No. 895122)
I have NO idea what this headline means.
Nor do I intend to find out.
7 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
udanja99 8/27/2021 5:54:48 PM (No. 895130)
#15, she’s not wearing gloves. She’s wearing a yoga shirt with thumb holes in the sleeves. I have several but I wear them in the winter, not on the beach in August. I think she’s on some pretty serious meds which make sunlight harmful to her.
This article is a slam on her absurdity. Read it and enjoy.
22 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Krause 8/27/2021 6:01:52 PM (No. 895136)
Looks like she’s carrying some additional ballast.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
zzzghy 8/27/2021 6:07:33 PM (No. 895142)
It's a JOKE, people, as in SATIRE.
Satire. You know; Jonathan Swift, South Park...
The truth is Andrew Stiles roasted the piaps in The Washington Free Beacon.
Don't be such 'fraidy cats without even checking the article. It's pretty funny.
21 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
rochow 8/27/2021 6:11:03 PM (No. 895145)
Don't click on and look. You won't eat tonight!
8 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
NeverForget 8/27/2021 6:24:53 PM (No. 895158)
I'm afraid to look.
6 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 8/27/2021 6:31:07 PM (No. 895167)
Well worth the read.
Great writing.
14 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
scottj 8/27/2021 6:37:16 PM (No. 895173)
Now that I'm done puking I have to say, She's becoming as wide as she is high.
8 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
ussjimmycarter 8/27/2021 6:51:18 PM (No. 895190)
Nuh Hu! I ain’t looking! Suckered me once on this one! Still having nightmares!
5 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
amylu 8/27/2021 7:04:51 PM (No. 895197)
This is too easy: Almost certainly, she's covering up all her MAGA and TRUMP '20 tattoos...which were probably applied in her usual drunken state.
7 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
Newtsche 8/27/2021 7:16:16 PM (No. 895203)
I have no idea what a lewk is, why even guess, but it would seem if anyone had a lewk, it would be Hilary.
10 people like this.
The notes with the photo: "BIPOC(?) bodyguard" "Titular husband" Hilarious!
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Check out those thunder thighs. Of course, thunder thighs are the very least of my concerns about Mizzuz Clinton.
Yeah, when I go to the beach, I am covered from head to toe. Everybody point and laugh at her.
6 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
XCenturion 8/27/2021 7:39:23 PM (No. 895225)
Hillary Clinton is proof positive that you can put lipstick on a pig!
12 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
formerNYer 8/27/2021 7:42:13 PM (No. 895228)
Thanks goodness she's covered from head to toe in fabric and even her head and face is mostly covered if she wore somethin that showed skin I might have never been able eat again.
10 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
Melanie 8/27/2021 8:04:22 PM (No. 895248)
I noticed her "bodyguard girl" is walking much closer to Bill...
10 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
glcinpdx 8/27/2021 8:51:41 PM (No. 895285)
FTA, "Hillary's long-sleeved top, for example, covered not only her arms and wrists, but also her fingers. The Taliban, who have been praised in the Daily Mail for their "stylish" outfits, would approve."
Now that is funny stuff...
10 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
padiva 8/27/2021 9:10:25 PM (No. 895310)
If avoiding sunshine is a problem, why didn't she walk on the beach early or late in the day?Unde
Here's a refresher of #24 of Rush's Undeniable Truths of Life
'24. Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to
the mainstream of society.'
8 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 8/27/2021 9:16:39 PM (No. 895321)
How the mighty have fallen. From the shoo-in first woman President to a fashion page footnote. Next they'll be lauding her cookie recipe.
5 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 8/27/2021 9:58:03 PM (No. 895354)
She may think she's hot now - - but - - just wait until she gets to Hell.
5 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
Texpub 8/27/2021 10:12:53 PM (No. 895364)
This article is laugh out loud funny! It's a spoof, people. Enjoy it.
8 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
danu 8/27/2021 10:44:02 PM (No. 895383)
The last person styled like this was parking a shopping cart , next to her cardboard box.
4 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
skacmar 8/27/2021 11:15:33 PM (No. 895403)
Is Hillary a vampire, making sure no sunshine can touch her?
3 people like this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
proactus 8/27/2021 11:25:36 PM (No. 895411)
I would have gathered other beachgoers and tried to roll it back into the sea.
13 people like this.
#39 and #40 made me laugh
If you photoshopped her into a scene of a bag lady picking up cans in an alley, it would look about right.
Look at the great choices democrats offer: Hillary and Biden - they give the term "old guard" meaning.
4 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
Strike3 8/28/2021 2:06:44 AM (No. 895490)
Has Hillary replaced Michelle as the new fashion icon? I remember gushing articles like this every time Michelle appeared in public in another dress made from Grandma's drapes and a boob belt fashioned from the drawstrings. Yes, I looked and I now want to claw my eyes out.
2 people like this.
Reply 43 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 8/28/2021 2:11:10 AM (No. 895493)
Dang it, I was expecting a burqa. I wouldn't have known her; had gotten used to her muumuu's and pantsuits.
4 people like this.
Reply 44 - Posted by:
privateer 8/28/2021 10:17:51 AM (No. 895786)
Keep that picture handy. In case of accidental poisoning, and no emetic is available, just imagine what's under that frumpy tarp.
2 people like this.
Reply 45 - Posted by:
Annie Xango 8/29/2021 12:40:14 AM (No. 896571)
anyone figure out just who took those pix? the DM gets all the good stuff!!
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