Dana Carvey impersonates a bumbling
Joe Biden: ‘No one knows what the
hell I’m talking about’
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Comedian Dana Carvey gave a bumbling impersonation of President Biden during an appearance on “The Late Show” Monday, mistaking Belgium waffles for “crazy pancakes” and repeatedly referring to host Stephen Colbert as “Merv.” Mr. Colbert introduced Mr. Carvey on the show as the president via satellite from Brussels, where the real Mr. Biden attended a U.S.-European Union summit Tuesday. Mr. Carvey shuffled into the room and had trouble finding the camera before saying, “Oh! There you are!”(Snip) Mr. Carvey’s Biden recounted his Europe trip, referring to French President Emmanuel Macron as “the high school kid who runs France, Macaroni,” and calling Belgium waffles “crazy pancakes”
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The Marxist media getting the OK from their agency handlers to present a realistic portrayal of the mortifying clown pResident means that it's time to bend over, because here comes Kamel Harris.