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New Orleans strip club offering
contract bonuses due to exotic
dancer shortage

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Posted By: Mauigirl, 6/9/2021 5:42:41 PM

Businesses have been facing difficulties filling positions in the hospitality industry since COVID-19 restrictions have loosened, and strip clubs are no exception. At least one gentleman’s club in New Orleans is offering signing bonuses to new and returning entertainers to combat what they call a “national exotic dancer shortage.” “We look forward to reverting back to a seven-day per week operation, just as we were prior to COVID,” said Ann Kesler, General Manager of Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club New Orleans. “In order to do so, we need to ensure that we have an ample number of entertainers to sustain our guests, which is why we are implementing a signing incentive

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Another existential crisis that can only result in our eternal national shame.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Come And Take It 6/9/2021 5:45:03 PM (No. 811016)
I understand Stormy Daniels is hooking for work these days...
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Rotten in Denmark 6/9/2021 5:48:57 PM (No. 811021)
Perhaps a certain former senator from out west can fill the bill?
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Reply 3 - Posted by: chumley 6/9/2021 6:37:39 PM (No. 811061)
This could be an opportunity to improve the industry. No tats, no weird piercings, no going nuts with the razor. no druggies. I should open such a place.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: BarryNo 6/9/2021 6:42:57 PM (No. 811065)
Why is this considered newsworthy?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: DVC 6/9/2021 6:48:20 PM (No. 811070)
Like any other jobs, when you can get state free money as unemployment, and then $300 a week extra from the morons in DC....why work?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Laotzu 6/9/2021 6:48:42 PM (No. 811071)
It's actually an interesting data point. The adult entertainment industry has been Uberized. What Uber did to the "professional" taxi industry, the internet has done to women willing to show off their privates for money. It cut out the middle man. Steyn also makes the astute point that while pornography now enjoys more freedom than ever, free speech is on the wain. So, in the near future, you may need to be naked to opine on any issues the Left bans on Youtube and Facebook.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: Jethro bo 6/9/2021 7:12:06 PM (No. 811100)
You know the Biden unemployment plan is too rich when one can't hire strippers which can make 6 figures type of money on Bourbon street.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Heraclitus 6/9/2021 7:18:30 PM (No. 811112)
Maybe Hunter Biden's baby momma is ready to go back to work... unless her big payday was big enough for her to live in leisure?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: ScooterTrash 6/9/2021 7:21:48 PM (No. 811115)
All the dancers should take the unemployment and also work at the clubs "under the table".
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Reply 10 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 6/9/2021 7:55:45 PM (No. 811148)
Open the jobs tot he LGBTQ community, and they won't have any problem filling them. Actually, the strip club should be canceled for not doing so in the first place.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: downnout 6/9/2021 8:45:31 PM (No. 811179)
All they have to do is call Hunter and ask if they can borrow his little black phone book...problem solved.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Strike3 6/10/2021 1:22:25 AM (No. 811308)
I would apply but I'm male, too old, can't dance and don't like the humid heat of New Orleans. I'm as qualified for that position as Kamala Harris is for hers.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: berthabutt 6/10/2021 9:20:51 AM (No. 811503)
Meme flowing around FB is of an adult entertainment venue called 'Perfect Tens'; marquis below it says 'NOW HIRING 8's'. In hard times, they'll make do.
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