‘Gorilla Glue girl’ Tessica Brown raises
over $13K in one day on GoFundMe
New York Post,
by
Lee Brown
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
2/9/2021 11:38:42 AM
They’re helping her get out of a sticky situation. Gorilla Glue girl Tessica Brown has raised more than $13,000 in just one day on GoFundMe as she grapples with getting the adhesive out of her hair. The Louisiana woman—whose hair has been stuck solid for a month after she used the superglue in lieu of hairspray—started the fundraiser on Monday. She set out to raise $1,500—but by 9 a.m. Tuesday had raised more than $13,382 with donations from 776 people. The fundraiser—started by Brown and a relative and using a photo from her visit to the emergency room
Reply 1 - Posted by:
seamusm 2/9/2021 11:51:01 AM (No. 689997)
Why should I be surprised? Then again, even the stupid should receive mercy when needed.
18 people like this.
Reply 2 - Posted by:
earlybird 2/9/2021 11:51:03 AM (No. 689998)
Just saw her photos. No surprise. Stupidity? Stunt? Some of each? Pfffft.
32 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Chuzzles 2/9/2021 11:52:00 AM (No. 689999)
Looks like our first nomination for a Darwin Award. How stupid does somebody have to be to think this permanent product would work for hair? She is probably going to wind up being bald for awhile, I suspect that is going to be the only way to get that off her body.
26 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
Highlander 2/9/2021 12:01:54 PM (No. 690016)
I knew a three-year-old kid next door many years ago, whose mother gave him a reverse Mohawk haircut because he pulled his bubble gum out of his mouth and stretched it over the middle of his head. So funny.
18 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
Peregrine 2/9/2021 12:02:55 PM (No. 690018)
She could shave her head and get advise on where to get wigs from Michelle.
37 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
marbles 2/9/2021 12:02:57 PM (No. 690019)
Did you all notice her fake eyelashes ?
21 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
chumley 2/9/2021 12:04:47 PM (No. 690022)
Now be nice. We should all be supportive of retarded people.
27 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
kathleentexas 2/9/2021 12:10:04 PM (No. 690034)
God Bless America where stupid people aren't even embarrassed to let the world know just how stupid they are and where even stupider people donate money for said stupidity.
61 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
joew9 2/9/2021 12:13:43 PM (No. 690039)
A staple gun would have held that hair down just fine. And the staples would be easier to remove.
24 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
czechlist 2/9/2021 12:18:38 PM (No. 690043)
The Bell Curve comes to mind
42 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
TurtleDove 2/9/2021 12:23:09 PM (No. 690047)
In the clips scrolling by one caption indicates she may sue; as usual, make someone else pay for your stupidity.
20 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 2/9/2021 12:47:15 PM (No. 690060)
Judging by the pics, it looks like she glued her lips together.
7 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/9/2021 12:53:19 PM (No. 690065)
How long before Gorilla Glue is forced to put new warning labels on its products, "Not For Cosmetic Use."
20 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
kono 2/9/2021 12:57:55 PM (No. 690070)
Not exactly the first bit of foolishness she's exhibited in the mindless pursuit of "beauty"...
The propensity to have pieces of metal deliberately inserted in the face is mind-boggling. In other contexts, face piercings would be called shrapnel. Pierced earlobes? Sure; they're not meaningful, anyway. But nostrils, lips, cheeks, or eyebrows? Good grief.
11 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
clayusmcret 2/9/2021 12:58:01 PM (No. 690072)
When she sues, and you know some shady lawyer will talk her into it, the judge needs to look her square in the eyes and say "Sorry, lawsuits don't fix stupid."
25 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Nimby 2/9/2021 1:01:56 PM (No. 690075)
Go Fund Me supports her cause but cancels Conservatives?
26 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
KatieJo 2/9/2021 1:03:45 PM (No. 690076)
There was a time, long ago, when a woman would have been too embarrassed to admit this
23 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
bgarrett 2/9/2021 1:04:19 PM (No. 690077)
do not give money to stupid people
18 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Cindiana 2/9/2021 1:12:22 PM (No. 690083)
Some of that cash would be well-spent on English lessons. "It don't move," proclaims the genius.
22 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
DeplorableVet 2/9/2021 1:12:39 PM (No. 690084)
It said "Gorilla" on the label, so she thought it was made for her use.
26 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
jimboscott 2/9/2021 1:17:42 PM (No. 690088)
Gorilla Glue... that photo...
Come on. Make a comedy writer at least EARN his living.
12 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
volksford 2/9/2021 1:20:58 PM (No. 690092)
We already provide English lessons all across the nation #19...there is a segment of our population not interested.
12 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
TXknitter 2/9/2021 1:24:44 PM (No. 690093)
GoFundMe is used for some very stupid money making schemes. Solution for this awful situation. Cut your hair. Hair grows back.
11 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
govlawyer 2/9/2021 1:28:06 PM (No. 690095)
How much does it cost for a pack of razor blades and a razor to shave her hair off? I'll do it for $50
8 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
Griller1 2/9/2021 1:31:30 PM (No. 690098)
From now on, I'm sure she'll be known as the Gorilla woman. Poor, stupid person.
6 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 2/9/2021 1:51:37 PM (No. 690107)
What an idiot. Can't fix stupid at any price. Shave your head and walk backward.
8 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
cedar 2/9/2021 1:54:48 PM (No. 690108)
Let's send some to Big Mike!
10 people like this.
Reply 28 - Posted by:
NeverForget 2/9/2021 2:23:49 PM (No. 690121)
Not only is she incredibly dumb, she's publicizing the fact!
8 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
foxglove 2/9/2021 2:27:12 PM (No. 690124)
Her name is Tessica but I’m changing it to Tressica. She’s stuck with the hairdo. So stupid.
7 people like this.
Frantically running around my house looking at EVERY product label to find a loophole. I'm gonna be soooooo rich! Go Fund Me here I come. I'll have lawyers jumping out of planes over my house!
12 people like this.
Reply 31 - Posted by:
downnout 2/9/2021 2:48:13 PM (No. 690142)
If Gorilla Glue is forced to put the warning label on about “Not for cosmetic use”, this dingbat will need someone to tell her what “cosmetic use” means.
7 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 2/9/2021 2:49:39 PM (No. 690146)
You can't much dumber than this chick.
3 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
coyote 2/9/2021 2:51:14 PM (No. 690151)
Gorilla Glue, toughest glue on planet earth.
4 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
Pucky1 2/9/2021 2:56:43 PM (No. 690161)
Tessica, this spray glue makes an excellent lip gloss. Just stray a little into a small dish and use your finger to apply.
6 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
red1066 2/9/2021 3:03:59 PM (No. 690168)
I'm trying to understand the thought process this idiot used to determine that Gorilla Glue could be used in her hair. Did she actually think the glue was made from gorillas? As for the useful idiots who sent money to this twit, well, even Forrest Gump would know better.
4 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
skacmar 2/9/2021 3:58:19 PM (No. 690212)
Some people are just too stupid to live! However, Gorilla Glue should use her images and story for an ad about how well and long their product holds it's bond!
4 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
JackBurton 2/9/2021 4:42:43 PM (No. 690248)
Silly error. Shave it off. It will grow back. Wigs cost less than $1500.
1 person likes this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
WV.Hillbilly 2/9/2021 4:49:21 PM (No. 690250)
Gorilla Glue.
The jokes write themselves.
4 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
DVC 2/9/2021 6:29:58 PM (No. 690334)
Probably all faked.
1 person likes this.
Reply 40 - Posted by:
504pc 2/9/2021 7:26:08 PM (No. 690369)
Poster 15, this Louisiana, she will walk away with a tightly sum.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
JimBob 2/9/2021 9:27:07 PM (No. 690455)
Well, someone's gotta say it....
Ya Can't Fix Stupid.
Notice the '40' badge she's wearing in one of the photos? She's old enough to know better.
So.... which is it.....terminally stupid, or a GoFundMe fraud?
Any suggestions?
Anyone wanna bet?
Odds?
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
DVC 2/10/2021 1:09:29 AM (No. 690610)
Gorilla Girl.....or something like that, I think.
1 person likes this.
Uh oh. There goes the gorilla off the label like Aunt Jemima.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
coldoc 2/10/2021 11:05:04 AM (No. 691044)
Replace the gorilla pic on the container with one of this african american genius.
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That money should go to cover the ER visit, which almost certainly was paid by the taxpayers through Medicaid. How long can a nation that rewards base stupidity endure?