Biden: I was Buck Naked, Trying to Pull
My Dog's Tail When I Broke My Foot
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Bonchie
Original Article
Posted By: earlybird,
12/4/2020 5:32:28 PM
I’m trying to think of what would possess an advisor to Joe Biden to think this was the story to go with, but here we are. As was revealed previously, Biden broke his foot in what was originally described vaguely as him simply playing with his dog.Now, the claim has morphed. Biden says he was getting out of the shower and decided to attempt to pull his dog’s tail in a playful manner. That’s when a rug came out of nowhere to trip him up, because we all break our foot when we trip over a rug, right? (Snip) what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of
Reply 1 - Posted by:
volksford 12/4/2020 5:37:30 PM (No. 623488)
This freak'in idiot may be the President.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
brother ram 12/4/2020 5:38:06 PM (No. 623489)
Doesn't everyone try to pull on their dog's tail when stepping out of the shower buck naked? Just asking for a friend.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
John C 12/4/2020 5:43:15 PM (No. 623494)
What was the sex, I mean gender, of the secret service person on duty?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
bpl40 12/4/2020 5:45:51 PM (No. 623495)
This nudity is nothing compared to how exposed he is going to be when the fraud starts coming apart.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
FunOne 12/4/2020 5:48:05 PM (No. 623497)
"Cobra, Cobra, Cobra".
Reportedly, that was the Secret Service code used to warn the female SS agents that Biden was running around the Naval Observatory residence buck naked--a frequent occurrence.
I wonder if the same Code will be recycled if he becomes a resident of the White House.
I think Chris Plante, morning talk show host on Washington, DC's WMAL radio sells coffee mugs and T-shirts with "Cobra, Cobra, Cobra" on them. If I wore a T shirt, I would get one, but I might spring for the coffee mug.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Quigley 12/4/2020 5:48:39 PM (No. 623498)
That dog's no fool. schmoe had gotten all excited in the shower with the shampoo and the dog wasn't taking any chances as to schmoe's intentions when he started grabbing its tail; it is, after all, a captive with no freedom to leave the bi.den household.
Free shmoe's pooch! No more tail-grabbing by the rascist (Kamel a hairass's words) pervert.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Submariner 12/4/2020 6:01:13 PM (No. 623504)
This is the propaganda ploy known as Plain Folks. Old Joe is just a reg'lar guy, wouldn't take nothin' from no Chinese.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 12/4/2020 6:04:50 PM (No. 623506)
Another, "Hold my beer, and watch this...", moment for Uncle Joe... one must wonder if his female Secret Service Agent was nearby.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
TexaTucky 12/4/2020 6:08:12 PM (No. 623509)
Oh. Now I get it. Buck naked & "trying to pull my dog's tail".
I thought guys stopped doing that after a certain age.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
lakerman1 12/4/2020 6:09:36 PM (No. 623513)
#3, of greater importance - what sex was the dog??
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
anonymous 12/4/2020 6:11:04 PM (No. 623514)
Maybe he mistook his dog's tail for the faucet.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
The Remnants 12/4/2020 6:13:18 PM (No. 623517)
We are not amused.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Illinois Mom 12/4/2020 6:16:51 PM (No. 623519)
TMI! That STORY went from twisting an ankle throwing the ball in the yard to frolicking in the shower 'buck naked" with old Major.
Sounds more like something his buddy Barack would do. Heard he had a lot of experience pulling tails in the shower.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Italiano 12/4/2020 6:18:08 PM (No. 623520)
"The dog ate what was left of my sanity."
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
DVC 12/4/2020 6:22:13 PM (No. 623522)
Traitor Joe was dumb as hell before his brain broke down.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Toby Ten Bears 12/4/2020 6:23:10 PM (No. 623523)
That wasn't a tail he was pulling... but seriously, some believe he has an ankle monitor on so he can't flee the country.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Heraclitus 12/4/2020 6:25:00 PM (No. 623524)
Good catch, #3. I'd forgotten about the female secret service agents having to guard him swimming naked in his pool.
#10, i admit, I LOL, ROTFLOL
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 12/4/2020 6:29:00 PM (No. 623526)
So, Creepy were you trying to do it doggy style or what?
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Jeremiah29_11 12/4/2020 6:31:16 PM (No. 623528)
Where’s the SPCA when you need them?
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 12/4/2020 6:37:12 PM (No. 623533)
He tried to kick the dog, missed and kicked the wall, instead.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Urgent Fury 12/4/2020 6:38:26 PM (No. 623534)
Washington, Lincoln, Reagan.........now this. Hate to be a buzzkill but this isn't really funny.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 12/4/2020 6:40:21 PM (No. 623535)
He wasn’t tugging on his dogs tail he was tugging on something else and he was drunk on his ass. Let’s try and get it right Joe.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 12/4/2020 6:41:19 PM (No. 623537)
Uh huh. ok, Joe. So who tried to knee cap you for straying too far from the communist manifesto?
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Botox and viagra - a dangerous combination.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 12/4/2020 6:52:26 PM (No. 623547)
So Joe was chasing some tail and got tripped up by the dog. Keep him talking - the story will soon include hairy legs, hair sniffing, and stainless steel chains.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
pixelero 12/4/2020 7:02:45 PM (No. 623553)
“The dog ate what was left of my sanity,” was funny. : D
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
Safari Man 12/4/2020 7:09:20 PM (No. 623557)
Dog refused to be groped, again.
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If Biden is trying to set the stage for his mental incompetency evaluation...check!
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
pinger 12/4/2020 7:17:22 PM (No. 623561)
I'm unsure what the difference between his naked and "buck naked" is but in either case I wouldn't want to see it on a full stomach.
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What an idiot!
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Starboard_side 12/4/2020 7:27:58 PM (No. 623567)
bull Schiff
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
vesparado1 12/4/2020 7:28:59 PM (No. 623569)
Hmmmm ... I suspect he was trying to get his dog's tail out of the way ...
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
snakeoil 12/4/2020 7:32:36 PM (No. 623571)
I choose to reserve judgement until I hear the dog's side.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
smokincol 12/4/2020 7:37:39 PM (No. 623575)
when I read an item that is supposed to represent news about this buffoon and so many other elected fools and idiots I can't help but wonder if they even know their purpose in DC other than to make as much money as they can in 2 or 6 years and get re-elected so they can continue to make more money than most of their constituents will ever earn in a lifetime. this buffoon is so startlingly stupid it boggles the mind. it's really not his fault though but it is the fault of the people who kept re-electing him for 40+ years. Maxine Waters comes to mind when categorizing who is and who is not a buffoon.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
paral04 12/4/2020 7:43:21 PM (No. 623579)
Little boys pull dogs tails...is there something we don't know about this man?
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
ZeldaFitzg 12/4/2020 8:03:19 PM (No. 623586)
Why in the heck would he want to pull a dog's tail? At our house, three year olds knew not to pull a poor dog's tail. The dog should have bitten him.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
plaids 12/4/2020 8:03:23 PM (No. 623587)
Who calls an area in the house an alleyway? Hallway yes. The story is one big lie. Where's PETA, for animal abuse.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
udanja99 12/4/2020 8:13:27 PM (No. 623589)
What is it with demonrats and bathrooms? Harry Reid lied that he was in his bathroom using the exercise equipment that beat him up. Now this. And then there’s the whole transgender bathroom thing.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
cobblestone404 12/4/2020 8:15:12 PM (No. 623590)
holy smokes , porking the pooch too?
perv
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 12/4/2020 8:30:16 PM (No. 623594)
Tmi Joe, tmi.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
rytwng 12/4/2020 10:21:39 PM (No. 623627)
Buck naked and looking pictures of children?
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
cedar 12/4/2020 10:33:05 PM (No. 623635)
Yuk, gross!
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
pmcclure 12/4/2020 10:38:59 PM (No. 623642)
The fractures in his foot extend all the way to the crown of his skull.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
Imright 12/4/2020 10:44:50 PM (No. 623646)
FTA: ~~ "This is like your kid claiming that aliens caused him to miss his curfew. I mean, come on, does anyone believe this story? Besides, what kind of 78 year old degenerate gets out of the shower, chases his dog around naked in order to painfully pull its tail, and then breaks his foot by tripping over a rug?" ~~
LOL.....Too funny. Hard to believe. Would love to know the real story!!!
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
Zarin 12/4/2020 11:02:30 PM (No. 623651)
Get that image out of my brain. Dog abuse.
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
PChristopher 12/5/2020 12:15:42 AM (No. 623665)
A demented, naked old corrupt politician who defrauded his way to where he is, pulling on his dog's tail.....yeah, that's a mental picture I absolutely didn't need.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
Lizzyboo 12/5/2020 1:17:32 AM (No. 623671)
#5, Cobra? Bet it is more inchworm than cobra.
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 12/5/2020 5:19:17 AM (No. 623712)
That is a disgusting thought. What a very sick man.
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
Paperpuncher 12/5/2020 8:24:40 AM (No. 623809)
Very presidential of him..
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
PageTurner 12/5/2020 8:30:21 AM (No. 623820)
Why is this guy always naked?
Is he going to flash the White House windows when he becomes 'president'?
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 12/5/2020 8:46:25 AM (No. 623841)
The photo where he is showing off his new over-sized boot makes him look as badass as CornPop!
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
Strike3 12/5/2020 8:47:24 AM (No. 623844)
If the dog is female, that would explain a lot. We thought the sight of Barack trying to get an umbrella through a gate was funny. Why did they think this version of the truth would put Joe in a better light?
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 12/5/2020 9:14:08 AM (No. 623878)
I don't know who demented Joe's PR handler is but I wouldn't have let Joe come up with that 'tall tail' even if it's true.
There's something about Joe's nakedness like the sniffing of little girl's hair it has to do with some perversion.
How many people shower or bath with a dog present I would guess not many do. If this is a story to make Joe sound like he's one of us regular folks it failed. Biden sounds more like a sick pervert to me and to think if President Trump fails this 'buck naked' stink bomb will advance to the White House. There's something Biden's team is trying to promote because a few days ago there was an article about the Biden's dogs.
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Reply 54 - Posted by:
joew9 12/5/2020 9:30:06 AM (No. 623889)
I sincerely hate this man.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
varkdriver 12/5/2020 9:56:05 AM (No. 623910)
I have been in the shower with the dog when shampooing her but got dressed immediately to take her out for a walk. Never had a 'tail-pulling' incident, thank goodness.
Buck Naked. Wasn't that the name that George Costanza was going to use when he was contemplating a career in 'adult' films?
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