Joe Biden Says His Administration Will
Fund ‘Regional Sexual Assault
Investigative Training Academies’
CNS,
by
Staff
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
5/6/2020 6:38:59 PM
Former Vice President Joe Biden says that if he is elected president the federal government will spend $20 million per year to create “Regional Sexual Assault Investigative Training Academies.”Biden’s idea is laid out in a part of his campaign website that is enitled “The Biden Plan to End to End Violence Against Women.”A section of this plan says it will: “Create Regional Sexual Assault Investigative Training Academies.”“There is still a striking lack of investigative training for law enforcement and prosecutors in units dedicated to sex crimes despite the extreme complexities of sexual assault investigations,”
Reply 1 - Posted by:
lisa belanger 5/6/2020 6:42:49 PM (No. 403072)
he will never be pres
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
richcorey41 5/6/2020 6:43:03 PM (No. 403074)
He would have no problem teaching at one.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 5/6/2020 6:44:29 PM (No. 403079)
Great idea!
We need more people who know how to commit sexual assault. Academies like this will insure a steady supply of sexual predators nationwide.
Go Joe 30330! No Malarkey!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 5/6/2020 6:45:51 PM (No. 403081)
They will be called The Joe Biden Memorial Here weasel Guard thee Chickens Academy.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
droopydog 5/6/2020 6:49:09 PM (No. 403085)
Distinguished Professor Emeritus in the Ted Kennedy Chair of Horn-dog National Academy, Joseph Biden
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
volksford 5/6/2020 6:55:58 PM (No. 403096)
Good old WTY ..".Hail to thee old Who Touched You , hold your banner high !
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
EQKimball 5/6/2020 6:57:32 PM (No. 403100)
Academy training outline: 1. Shoulder rubbing, 2. hair sniffing, 3. ear kissing, 4. lip kissing, 5. leg touching, 6. back massaging, 7. torso grazing, 8. space invading, 9. skirt lifting, 10.. crotch feeling, 11. records hiding, 12. plausibly denying, 13. establishing a training academy.
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This has got to be the ONION!
Or Mad magazine!
Who believes this BullSchiff?
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What a fool. Everybody point and laugh at Biden.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
udanja99 5/6/2020 7:10:32 PM (No. 403119)
He truly is insane.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
ginadee 5/6/2020 7:15:15 PM (No. 403125)
I wonder who made up that ridiculous notion for him?
Ask him about it tomorrow and he won't remember any such thing.
Jill, you're trying too hard.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
poliposter 5/6/2020 7:16:12 PM (No. 403126)
omg. Just quit, already.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 5/6/2020 7:21:11 PM (No. 403129)
“How-to” outfits, eh?
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Vesicant 5/6/2020 7:22:49 PM (No. 403133)
We already have reeducation camps to get your mind right -- they're called colleges and universities.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
snapper451 5/6/2020 7:24:22 PM (No. 403135)
Gropin' Joe's Gropin Academy - franchises available in all 50 states.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Quigley 5/6/2020 7:33:21 PM (No. 403145)
Joe reminds me of an old joke. Two Catholic boys we’re getting ready to go out for the evening. One of them wanted to stop for confession first. The other one wondered why. The one went to confession, and told the priest said he’s been bad with one of the congregation girls. The priest ask was it Becky? No. Was it Susan? No. And then the boy left. When he got back in the car, his friend ask him if he knew of any girls they could go out to see that night. The boy who went to confession said yes, I’ve got a couple of names in mind.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
wilarrbie 5/6/2020 8:09:24 PM (No. 403177)
Sounds like a stupid pandering wasteful $20 million project that will quickly become bloated and infested with fraud, corruption and worse. They will have to be on a mission, and when the mission isn't all they'd hoped it will be, they'll have to redefine the parameters of the problem AND the mission. $20 mil becomes $120 in no time. And never solves the problem so it never has to go away. (See damn near every other federal mission project in existence.) Well connected people will have cushy jobs for life, fat bonuses along the way for simply showing up and doing a make-believe job, and a gold-plated pension after a mere 5 years of 'service'. So, yeah - great idea joe.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 5/6/2020 8:20:11 PM (No. 403190)
Biden should save all that manure for the Rose Garden. It will still need to be weeded in 2025.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
MainelySane 5/6/2020 8:44:19 PM (No. 403209)
Reminds me of Harvey Weinstein... being generous after the fact...
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
davew 5/6/2020 8:44:46 PM (No. 403211)
The shameless chutzpah of stone cold crooks like Biden is breathtaking. Anyone who falls for his tired routine and votes for him deserves the RICO inspired government they get.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
DVC 5/6/2020 9:43:26 PM (No. 403250)
So Joe will teach people how to "properly" do sexual assault?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Wendybird 5/6/2020 9:47:43 PM (No. 403255)
Not likely he “said” that. Too many words together. Maybe somebody wrote it for him. And thats a big “IF”. At least ten stories tall.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Calico Al 5/6/2020 9:52:25 PM (No. 403258)
Hey, Joe, why don't you just donate the 20 mil out of the Hunter trust fund in stead of OP's money and son of a b--ch you would show how it's done.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
snakeoil 5/6/2020 9:53:57 PM (No. 403259)
Semester One, the Sniff. Semester Two, the Grope. Semester Three, Dancing Fingers. Special Guest Lectures from Slick Willie and Hunter Bidet. Tuition is non refundable and the diplomas can be used as toilet tissue.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
BGray2 5/6/2020 10:00:59 PM (No. 403262)
Fox says he will provide chicken coop security.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
hershey 5/6/2020 10:18:00 PM (No. 403266)
Baaawaaahahahaha...is he going to be a teacher? He has lots of experience....no worry Joe, you don't have and 'administration' and you ain't gonna have one...
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
MickTurn 5/6/2020 10:26:02 PM (No. 403279)
Yep, Quid Perv Joe would LOVE to train people to be like him...
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Lurker2 5/6/2020 10:39:20 PM (No. 403290)
"and I will be a good boy, I promise!"
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Chuzzles 5/6/2020 10:53:40 PM (No. 403305)
The worst predators against women and children always have the biggest, most lovely promises. They never intend to keep them either.
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In the VP residence Biden would swim nude and saunter around the pool naked in front of female Secret Service agents. They all thought he was a creep.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
caljeepgirl 5/7/2020 3:33:15 AM (No. 403425)
Please, make it stop!
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
The Remnants 5/7/2020 8:57:33 AM (No. 403631)
I used to like Daffy Duck when I was little. Biden is daff but he is not ever funny.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
or gate 5/7/2020 2:15:35 PM (No. 404006)
Hey absent minded,
Corporations have been doing that for years.
A complete waste of time.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
DVC 5/8/2020 3:13:12 AM (No. 404627)
He had "his administration"....not going to happen again.
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