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Strippers Pivot to Topless Food
Delivery Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

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Posted By: MissMolly, 3/25/2020 3:44:35 PM

Even before the coronavirus pandemic forced the nightlife industry to go dark throughout the country, strippers and other adult entertainers were among the first professionals to see their bottom lines take a hit as customers dwindled and practiced social distancing from the stage, as well as its performers, out of Covid-19 concerns. Unsurprisingly, however, strippers and sex workers have also proven particularly resourceful when it comes to reinventing the industry amid a crisis that seems tailor-made to destroy it. Last weekend, Las Vegas strip club Little Darlings began hosting drive-through strip shows and nude hand-sanitizer wrestling. Now, a strip club in Portland, Oregon is putting its dancers to work

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Maggie2u 3/25/2020 4:01:19 PM (No. 357869)
So if Hooters starts doing this will they change their name Knockers?
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Reply 2 - Posted by: RedWhite&Blue2 3/25/2020 4:03:54 PM (No. 357872)
My wife won’t let me order! 😁
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Reply 3 - Posted by: columba 3/25/2020 4:22:57 PM (No. 357890)
Our toleration of this behavior may be the exact reason why we have the virus. Think about it.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Northcross 3/25/2020 4:48:42 PM (No. 357911)
Has the porn industry been forced to shut down? Seems like that should have happened on day 1.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: SiliconValleyDude 3/25/2020 5:03:33 PM (No. 357927)
Can the food deliveries include milk along with the cupcakes?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Strike3 3/25/2020 5:15:37 PM (No. 357934)
In an industry where you risk HIV and AIDS every day, coronavirus is just a cold.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: red1066 3/25/2020 5:48:15 PM (No. 357978)
Nude hand-sanitizer wrestling? How much sanitizer are they using for this? Plus, wouldn't this burn like hell? There's something like 70% alcohol in that stuff.
4 people like this.

Reply 8 - Posted by: Sceptic 3/25/2020 6:11:12 PM (No. 357997)
If they do that around here, I'll be fat and broke!
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Reply 9 - Posted by: DVC 3/25/2020 6:16:30 PM (No. 357999)
#1, hooters, knockers, same-same. Innovation, it's the American way. 😀
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Highlander 3/25/2020 7:16:45 PM (No. 358041)
Any tattoo, especially the gnarly ones on the last girl on the right are a complete turn-off for me. I just can’t get past that. Why do some women have to ink graffiti on their skin? Piercing is another peeve.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: BugsyinOrygone 3/25/2020 7:35:13 PM (No. 358050)
Of course, Portland, Oregon---the land of Antifa, crazies, street violence, Gov. Brown, and all things Portlandia. Truly pathetic attempt at making money.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Stencil 3/25/2020 9:31:26 PM (No. 358088)
Of course, I, myself, have only been to one or three of such establishments. I will note that the one in Portland, Oregon was the first I saw with sushi grade tuna.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: DVC 3/25/2020 9:34:37 PM (No. 358093)
Agreed, #10, tats are gross on women. I can see a small miliitary unit tat on a guy, sorta, or the ship he served on, maybe. Not on women.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: mc squared 3/25/2020 10:41:10 PM (No. 358143)
There is always someone, somewhere, who thinks people he doesn't know shouldn't be enjoying this.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: NotaBene 3/26/2020 12:26:31 AM (No. 358196)
Just don’t dip them in the food. Hope they are young enough.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Smart11344 3/26/2020 1:54:19 PM (No. 358813)
I've never, ever and will never patronize Hooters. I hope their business goes T**s UP.
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