In Iowa, Democrats tell
farmers no new jobs until
Greta Thunberg is happy
Spectator USA,
by
Chadwick Moore
Original Article
Posted By: Pluperfect,
1/15/2020 5:23:37 AM
We were four minutes in, somewhere on the outskirts of Mideast foreign policy, when the boredom began to take hold. ‘They couldn’t find some of Iowa’s world-renowned meth to spice this stage up at bit’, I muttered, as I cracked open another beer and wondered who I crossed at The Spectator that I’m asked to watch these damn Democrat debates each month.
Just 19 days before the Iowa caucuses, we finally reached the inevitable: Andrew Yang getting the boot, as the white savior party shed the last of its racial minority aspirants, having decided that none was qualified to take the helm this cycle. Better luck in 2024, blacks.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
SALady 1/15/2020 5:36:05 AM (No. 288901)
That little mentally ill, mentally abused, child will never be happy!!!!
No matter what happens, she will be miserable!!! If she got everything her adult handlers tell her she wants, she would still be miserable, because that is all she is capable of with her very serious mental health problems!!!!!
So vote for Republicans and stop this insanity!!!!!
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
PChristopher 1/15/2020 5:45:22 AM (No. 288904)
If Gretl von Thornbush wanted to do her cause a favor, she should martyr herself in some glorious way....perhaps offering herself as dinner to starving Polar Bears or something....all the glitterati could applaud he sacrifice; I know I would.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 1/15/2020 6:33:11 AM (No. 288926)
Thwack! This Schlicterian scribe is a hoot.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 1/15/2020 6:52:49 AM (No. 288944)
“A communist, a Cherokee Maiden and and old guy with dementia walked into a bar one night.....” - I know there’s a joke in there somewhere but I’m having a little trouble digging it out......
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
walcb 1/15/2020 7:21:31 AM (No. 288966)
If it comes down to making farmers in Iowa happy, that is a difficult assignment because if you have ever been to the coffee shop, farmers are usually complaining about something. If this China trade agreement ever gets signed you will see some happy farmers (not that they are a large voting bloc anymore). Farmers know that politicians are not going to stop their fields from flooding.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
walcb 1/15/2020 7:27:43 AM (No. 288971)
#4--The guy with dementia said, "Where am I?". The Cherokee Maiden said, "how". The communist said "No, where". The guy with dementia said "That's what I thought".
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Quigley 1/15/2020 8:02:49 AM (No. 289009)
FTA: “ We were four minutes in, somewhere on the outskirts of Mideast foreign policy, when the boredom began to take hold.”
Best first sentence, best title ever. The last sentence is interesting too. Was the writer driven mad by being forced to watch the debates? (I couldn’t have watched them.)
It’s flabbergasting that the dims have become the fetid pollution that they are so obsessed with. They truly are the party of the mental ill, The Gullible, and people still calculating off of 1980s facts.
And by the way, surely buttgeigercounter is a she/her since the other guy is the husband; or are there two husbands? Who cares about his unqualifications, let’s find out his gender!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 1/15/2020 8:12:03 AM (No. 289020)
Add farmers to the list of workers the Rats are telling to go code.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Historybuff 1/15/2020 8:24:05 AM (No. 289027)
Scoldilocks ain't never gonna be happy.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
moonlightflip 1/15/2020 8:35:37 AM (No. 289037)
A must-read zinger from Moore!
3 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 1/15/2020 8:38:37 AM (No. 289041)
Bless your heart, Chadwick, it is almost over. Thank you for doing the heavy lifting so I didn't have to. Great article.
5 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Clinger 1/15/2020 9:42:33 AM (No. 289108)
It's like watching a debate on which three year old we should let handle the nitroglycerin.
The thought of handing the most serious responsibility on planet earth to any one of these very un-serious people is chilling. They are fools who have knowledge in leftist slogans,theology and nothing else, don't know history, physics, psychology, or economics but they can spew endlessly on climate change. We may as well elect Greta herself and hand her the keys to the red knob lock box.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
cor-vet 1/15/2020 9:58:20 AM (No. 289124)
The remaining occupants of the dem clown car are starting to make it look like Obie was actually capable. And we know that's not true!
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 1/15/2020 10:32:47 AM (No. 289143)
I thoroughly enjoyed this article. I watched the video clip of the debate on Fox's Laura Ingraham during the part of he said she said between the old commie and the Indian maiden. It was the most stupid thing I have ever seen adults discuss, a total waste of time. It was obvious the Indian maiden was lying and trying to change the subject. I asked myself what's all the hoopla about people's genitalia have to do with the presidency? This cabal of misfits are all lost in the wilderness and what's good for the country is they remain lost.
I did at one time started to pretend Joe Biden won the general election (I know of like our President) and imagined what his inaugural speech would sound like. Maybe he would pause to suck Jill's fingers or relate another macho story about himself doing pushups or keep inserting he and Obama's previous reign of terror and their glory years together. This would be interesting if he survives to election time 2020.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
lakerman1 1/15/2020 10:50:23 AM (No. 289155)
During Jimmy Carter's unfortunate presidency, the Soviet Union had a wheat crop failure. Jimmy negotiated with the Soviets to sell them wheat. Farmers in Iowa and elsewhere were encouraged to bring marginal land into production. Some of the marginal land was flood prone - every farm with a creek has some land like that.
The marginal land was brought into production, which messed up pheasant hunting and waterfowl hunting. And some of the marginal land floods.
No one likes to talk about Carter, and his Soviet Union stunt, but it happened.
Instead, they talk about global warming. And that is crazier than Greta the simpleton swede.
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