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Nation's Progressives Give Thanks That
They Have So Much To Be Angry About
This Year

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Posted By: Deety, 11/27/2019 4:23:39 AM

U.S.—In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation's progressives have begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and offended about this year. "Thank you, unspecified deity who may or may not exist, for giving us so much stuff to be outraged about," said Staci Walder, 42, of Portland, as she prepared her vegan, kale-wrapped turkey. "I'm truly humbled that you've blessed me with the Trump presidency, the patriarchy, the laws of economics, and biological facts to rage against." "Every year, it's important to pause and recognize how much we have to be angry about."

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Is this a historic turning point? The Babylon Bee is no longer satire, but reality-based reporting, while former "legitimate" sources like NYT, WaPo, CNN etc can't even claim to be fake satire (a la Schiff) anymore, so unhinged and deranged they've become. In is out, up is down, and satire is reality. Happy Outrage Thanksgiving!

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