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Any Suggestions? Greta Thunberg Pleads
for Help and a Carbon-Free Lift Across
the Atlantic

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Posted By: Schnapps, 11/4/2019 6:14:11 PM

Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg is looking to the world for suggestions as to how she can re-cross the Atlantic after next month’s U.N. climate summit in Chile was unexpectedly scrapped. The 16-year-old made it from Sweden to California by yacht, train and electric car before Chile’s government announced it was canning the summit because of political unrest in the South American nation. The COP25 summit will now be held in Spain

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Toby Ten Bears 11/4/2019 6:17:45 PM (No. 227184)
Swim... Here's a brick to help you, Greta.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: cosmic charlie 11/4/2019 6:19:37 PM (No. 227185)
She should just swim...
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Reply 3 - Posted by: pinger 11/4/2019 6:20:28 PM (No. 227186)
Paddle board...
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Reply 4 - Posted by: wordsmith82 11/4/2019 6:22:22 PM (No. 227187)
No such thing as a carbon-free mode of travel. Not even walking or swimming, unless you plan to never exhale.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Patchy Groundfog 11/4/2019 6:22:45 PM (No. 227189)
How about a hot air balloon? A homemade one? That's what two East German families had to use to escape their communist hellhole. Y'know the same kind of place Greta wants.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Schnapps 11/4/2019 6:24:40 PM (No. 227190)
Thor Heyerdahl may have a used raft for sale, but I don't think Ma or Pa Thunberg plan to pay for Greta's return to Europe.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: vrb8m 11/4/2019 6:25:16 PM (No. 227191)
Back stroke.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Hairy Eyeball 11/4/2019 6:27:58 PM (No. 227193)
Borrow Hillary's broom?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: HammerDax56 11/4/2019 6:28:31 PM (No. 227194)
I was told that unicorns could fly.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: droopydog 11/4/2019 6:30:42 PM (No. 227196)
Trouble is, #9, unicorns have a problem with global warming flatulence.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: HerbVA 11/4/2019 6:33:19 PM (No. 227197)
I guess Uber is not in the equation.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: BreakRight 11/4/2019 6:34:13 PM (No. 227199)
Preview of the ease of world travel if people like you get their way, Greta. Maybe you can rent a sailboat.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: jimincalif 11/4/2019 6:35:16 PM (No. 227200)
Swim? Or sail again? But crossing the North Atlantic in winter is not something a small sailboat should be doing. Is this what she recommends the rest of the world does to get around? Or maybe we just forget about doing business and vacations overseas? Sheesh.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: earlybird 11/4/2019 6:36:45 PM (No. 227202)
Rowboat. Raft.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: jinx 11/4/2019 6:37:46 PM (No. 227203)
That child should have planned better. The adults who allowed her to travel to the US with no way back should be put in jail. She has been totally misguided by the Climate Warming hoaxers. There ought to be a law.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: thewarden 11/4/2019 6:40:34 PM (No. 227204)
The Hindenburg...oh, wait. My bad. How about The Titanic? Oh, right. Oops. Sorry, all out of ideas here. Walk, ‘ya little brat!
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Reply 17 - Posted by: bamboozle 11/4/2019 6:41:04 PM (No. 227205)
Hmm, a sailboat trip across the North Atlantic in the Winter?? Clearly Greta didn't think this part of the plan through clearly enough. Guess she'll have to Winter (Summer?) over in Chile.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Vesicant 11/4/2019 6:48:44 PM (No. 227209)
Doesn't she walk on water?
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Reply 19 - Posted by: Words have Meaning 11/4/2019 6:51:28 PM (No. 227212)
I have a suggestion for our ocean traveller juvenile delinquent. How about going back to school? How are you ever going to get into a good college?
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Reply 20 - Posted by: voxpopuli 11/4/2019 6:56:11 PM (No. 227215)
should be easy to get here, for an airhead..
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Reply 21 - Posted by: skacmar 11/4/2019 6:58:05 PM (No. 227216)
Greta.... take whatever mode of transportation that is already going to Spain! Whether a jet or ship, there is one going there whether you are on it or not. The "carbon footprint" damage is already done and you not taking it changes nothing! If it makes you feel better, plant some trees or give a lecture or two on the ship or in the airport. Better yet, take a bunch of Xanax and sedate yourself the entire trip to reduce your personal carbon emissions. Either way, your professed "carbon free" life probably emits just as much or more carbon as everyone else every time you go to a full auditorium full of hot spotlights and climate change crazies who emit a ton of carbon emissions getting to see you spew your rants.
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Reply 22 - Posted by: nelsonted1 11/4/2019 7:05:17 PM (No. 227222)
Call Captain Kirk. Or Scotty.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: 4Justice 11/4/2019 7:05:28 PM (No. 227224)
Going back to school won't help. They all have turned into leftist indoctrination centers. There aren't many real schools or educational institutions left in the world.
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Reply 24 - Posted by: Thegranddanny 11/4/2019 7:05:56 PM (No. 227225)
Obviously, walk over the Arctic.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: Saint. Pitbull 11/4/2019 7:06:55 PM (No. 227226)
Not an ounce of forethought of consequences and no contingencies - how ironic! Could not write a better script.
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Reply 26 - Posted by: bgarrett 11/4/2019 7:28:45 PM (No. 227231)
where are her parents?
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Reply 27 - Posted by: Wendybird 11/4/2019 7:30:29 PM (No. 227232)
We will take up a collection, if she would smile. Just once would be enough.
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Reply 28 - Posted by: bamapreacher 11/4/2019 7:34:22 PM (No. 227234)
Grab hold of a great white by his dorsal fin and go as far as you can
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Reply 29 - Posted by: broken01 11/4/2019 7:37:13 PM (No. 227237)
She can take a huge hot air balloon since she seems to be full of it.
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Reply 30 - Posted by: ginadee 11/4/2019 7:37:30 PM (No. 227238)
Swim baby swim and may the sharks be with you......
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Reply 31 - Posted by: crunchycon 11/4/2019 7:37:49 PM (No. 227239)
I think the Bering Strait will freeze over pretty soon. It’ll be a long cold walk-don’t thing solar power will help you much in the Northern Hemisphere in the winter. Or ever.
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Reply 32 - Posted by: BeatleJeff 11/4/2019 7:38:11 PM (No. 227240)
So, not only is she a pre-programmed parrot, now she's also a leech.
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Reply 33 - Posted by: zuker5 11/4/2019 7:39:47 PM (No. 227242)
What about a catapult?
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Reply 34 - Posted by: Bohallx 11/4/2019 7:56:00 PM (No. 227249)
The baby witch can fly can't she? Just give her a broom.
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Reply 35 - Posted by: Mike22 11/4/2019 7:57:36 PM (No. 227251)
Get a bicycle. Ride is up to Wales, Alaska. (Watch out for bears. The white ones will eat you for sure.) Hire someone to paddle you or sail you the 100 miles across the Bering Strait to Lavrentiya, Russia. Take your bicycle. Bicycle across northern Russia in winter to your native Sweden. (Watch out for bears and wolves) Problem solved.
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Reply 36 - Posted by: hurricanegirl 11/4/2019 8:01:28 PM (No. 227254)
I second the motion of a hot air balloon. She certainly has enough hot air to get her at least halfway around the world. HOW DARE YOU! Sorry, I just had to throw in a petty scold in her "honor"!
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Reply 37 - Posted by: zzzghy 11/4/2019 8:16:46 PM (No. 227262)
She can always blow it out her tailpipe into a hemp spinnaker...
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Reply 38 - Posted by: PESSIMIST 11/4/2019 8:17:16 PM (No. 227263)
Her parents figured this trip out as a way to get rid of her.
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Reply 39 - Posted by: padiva 11/4/2019 8:18:43 PM (No. 227264)
Why didn't the yacht wait for you?
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Reply 40 - Posted by: glcinpdx 11/4/2019 8:32:23 PM (No. 227270)
Chucky's Sister can Stick a feather up your backside and fly.
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Reply 41 - Posted by: Rightfromthestart 11/4/2019 8:35:31 PM (No. 227272)
Oh , shaddup , ya little twit.
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Reply 42 - Posted by: Enoch Powell 11/4/2019 8:50:48 PM (No. 227277)
As we live and breathe she is personally emitting vast amounts of C02. The solution is obvious.
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Reply 43 - Posted by: SeaAl 11/4/2019 8:53:07 PM (No. 227278)
Greta dear, I suggest you take one of AOC’s transatlantic trains.
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Reply 44 - Posted by: anniebc 11/4/2019 9:00:04 PM (No. 227282)
Catch a friendly dolphin.
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Reply 45 - Posted by: hershey 11/4/2019 9:00:11 PM (No. 227283)
My question is who is paying her bills for food and lodging???
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Reply 46 - Posted by: NancyD 11/4/2019 9:03:25 PM (No. 227286)
Remember Ballon Boy? She can call his dad?//
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Reply 47 - Posted by: Strike3 11/4/2019 9:04:33 PM (No. 227287)
Take an airplane and just smile the whole way home. Nobody will recognize you without that nasty scowl.
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Reply 48 - Posted by: rochow 11/4/2019 9:13:16 PM (No. 227290)
Will a canoe do???
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Reply 49 - Posted by: snapper451 11/4/2019 9:17:46 PM (No. 227294)
55 gallon drum, with wet cement for insulation sounds like it would work. Let her float there in that.
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Reply 50 - Posted by: mc squared 11/4/2019 9:34:53 PM (No. 227300)
I can't think of a happier conclusion to her 15 minutes of fame.
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Reply 51 - Posted by: john56 11/4/2019 9:42:25 PM (No. 227304)
Row, Row, Row your boat Gently cross the seas Merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream.
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Reply 52 - Posted by: JrSample 11/4/2019 10:10:21 PM (No. 227316)
Try walking....idiot.
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Reply 53 - Posted by: ladydawgfan 11/4/2019 10:36:48 PM (No. 227328)
I like the catapult suggestion. Maybe she can transmogrify herself home.
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Reply 54 - Posted by: watashiyo 11/4/2019 10:48:57 PM (No. 227336)
You started, you end it.
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Reply 55 - Posted by: DVC 11/4/2019 10:57:37 PM (No. 227341)
Swim, witch. Or fly on your broomstick. If you want to go back to pre-industrial days.....walk. And DON'T get to a hell of a lot of places, and plan on taking weeks to months to get across an ocean, fool.
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Reply 56 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 11/4/2019 11:55:12 PM (No. 227372)
Greta, I hate whining. But, you keep at it and someone in Hollyweird will take care of it. Maybe you could fly on their private jet since all of you are hypocrites.
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Reply 57 - Posted by: SALady 11/5/2019 12:07:37 AM (No. 227378)
But, but #10, I thought unicorn flatulence smelled like rainbows and kittens!!!!
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Reply 58 - Posted by: Omen55 11/5/2019 12:53:17 AM (No. 227397)
She wants a free ride. Typical socialist!
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Reply 59 - Posted by: Trigger2 11/5/2019 1:15:31 AM (No. 227405)
Swim.
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Reply 60 - Posted by: PChristopher 11/5/2019 2:41:25 AM (No. 227414)
I see she's thought this through about as well as the rest of her climate change haranguing.
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Reply 61 - Posted by: mathman 11/5/2019 6:30:02 AM (No. 227465)
#53, you beat me to it. She can get a carbon-neutral boat and start rowing. Greta Thunder-Mouth is the Goddess of the Left. How dare she attempt to transcend natural law and move from place to place without emitting CO2? She is part of her own problem.
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Reply 62 - Posted by: WhamDBambam 11/5/2019 7:02:15 AM (No. 227485)
The Good Ship Lollipop should be somewhere in the area.
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Reply 63 - Posted by: jacksin5 11/5/2019 8:38:21 AM (No. 227611)
Perhaps if you build a Large Wooden Badger......
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Reply 64 - Posted by: udanja99 11/5/2019 9:21:48 AM (No. 227657)
It’s too bad that Voldemort is dead - he could have flown her home.
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