Vegan says she is ‘traumatized
for life’ after eating pork roll
by
Natalie Musumeci
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
9/27/2019 6:28:14 PM
A vegan claims she was served a pork sausage roll she thought was meat-free — and says she’ll be “traumatized for life.” Sharleen Ndungu, 20, said she broke down in tears and started having heart palpitations once she realized that the vegan sausage roll she ordered from bakery chain Greggs in Kent, England, actually contained meat. “I haven’t had meat in two years. My belly started hurting and my heart started going crazy,” Ndgungu said, according to Metro UK. “I was panicking because that only happens when I consume meat – this doesn’t happen when I have other food. I’m traumatized for life now –
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Noj15 9/27/2019 6:34:44 PM (No. 191517)
Greggs sausage roll voted best in Scotland.
Sounds like Ndungu didn't do her homework. Probably afraid of the dark too.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 9/27/2019 6:34:47 PM (No. 191518)
Unless she has a documented allergy to meat I think she's had a psychosomatic reaction. Or she's looking to score in the ghetto lotto. Scarred for life? She should try my sister-in-law's cooking. Blecch.
24 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Mushroom 9/27/2019 6:42:53 PM (No. 191530)
Actually that was her heart and stomach doing a happy dance because they were finally getting the nutrients they needed, she is just too young to realize it.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Highlander 9/27/2019 6:44:51 PM (No. 191533)
So she is a vegan for only two years? Wasn’t she “poisoned for life” before she started? Silly girl.
25 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
anniebc 9/27/2019 6:46:08 PM (No. 191535)
She should find Dr. Kevorkian and ask him for assistance. Good grief!
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 9/27/2019 6:50:43 PM (No. 191540)
Apparently the UK has its share of Snowflakes. Emphasis on Flake.
9 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Calico Al 9/27/2019 6:51:24 PM (No. 191542)
She is a classic example of what happens to your brain when your a vegan.
15 people like this.
I find this story just plain funny.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
MSUDoc 9/27/2019 6:52:50 PM (No. 191544)
Is it wrong that I’m laughing out loud right now?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
MrDeplorable 9/27/2019 6:59:06 PM (No. 191552)
Well, wait a minute now. She is not alone here. Lots of women, men too, are totally traumatized when they are porked.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
snakeoil 9/27/2019 7:03:41 PM (No. 191554)
I understand her anguish. I once ate kale.
28 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
daisey 9/27/2019 7:07:01 PM (No. 191555)
I smell a lawsuit cooking.
9 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
bad-hair 9/27/2019 7:12:15 PM (No. 191559)
So when she dies of cancer (unspecified variety) and I don't, it will be because I ate too much meat? If you want to confine your food intake to vegetables, please try to do so quietly.
6 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
BirdsNest 9/27/2019 7:23:18 PM (No. 191566)
She says she is traumatized for life....she is just trying to cheer me up!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 9/27/2019 7:33:13 PM (No. 191578)
Sharleen, you poor thing. Next time, wash it down with a double Johnny Walker Black Label and you will be fine.,
10 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
udanja99 9/27/2019 7:38:02 PM (No. 191585)
Grow up, cupcake.
“Vegetarians are filled with self righteousness and gas”.
GK Chesterton
Applies to vegans too.
13 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
pinger 9/27/2019 7:38:38 PM (No. 191586)
Insanity percolates to the top in many ways.
5 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
MOAB 9/27/2019 7:54:38 PM (No. 191601)
Then go jump off the neatest tall building.......problem solved.
8 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
Bur Oak 9/27/2019 7:54:39 PM (No. 191602)
Her craziness likely started well before she ate the sausage roll.
11 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
ladycatnip 9/27/2019 8:00:21 PM (No. 191610)
Cry me a river
7 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 9/27/2019 9:04:42 PM (No. 191642)
The pig doesn't care.
6 people like this.
Reply 22 - Posted by:
padiva 9/27/2019 10:09:54 PM (No. 191670)
#11 Kale 'chips' cooked in an air fryer are wonderful!
2 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
4Justice 9/27/2019 10:15:33 PM (No. 191675)
Traumatized for life???? What would she do if she really had to face real trauma?? What would she do if she lost everything she had, or was attacked by someone, or lived through a war? Is this dingbat for real????
7 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
yottyhere 9/27/2019 10:22:42 PM (No. 191681)
I can't eat beef. In the late 80's we would grill steaks out and that same night I would break out in horrendous hives. After the third time it happened and I went to my Dr he decided it was something connected with the beef and I had been bitten by a tick (we live next to a forest) This was several years before the medical field study connected a 'certain type of tick' would cause allergies to beef products. I stopped eating beef about 1987 and haven't had another case of hives since....32 years....I dearly loved beef and I still cook it for the grandsons/wives and guests...heck just because I can't eat it doesn't mean the whole world has to refrain from it. This snowflake has been a vegan for 2 years and she's now poisoned for life? Gid-outta-here. She's hoping for a BIG payout from Gregg$ .
6 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
JimBob 9/27/2019 11:48:08 PM (No. 191720)
My Give-a-Dam's Busted.
7 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
Omen55 9/28/2019 1:10:47 AM (No. 191740)
The only thing left is to off herself in the garden as atonement.
3 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
Trigger2 9/28/2019 2:46:55 AM (No. 191755)
Oh no, scarred for life. Well, suck it up buttercup. No one cares about your narcisstic self.
5 people like this.
Key words " Ndungu, a YouTuber" Hummm. Greggs should have told her to read the sign.
I get really sick from one ingredient, but I have never sued anyone because I couldn't read the label.
2 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
franq 9/28/2019 8:28:10 AM (No. 191908)
Better call Saul.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
SALady 9/28/2019 11:40:32 AM (No. 192079)
This snowflake really, really needs to get her tubes tied immediately!!!!
She must never reproduce!!!! She cannot pollute the gene pool!!!!!
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
DVC 9/28/2019 6:28:08 PM (No. 192391)
Hilarious. Get over it. You'll be a lot healthier if you eat a normal diet.
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