Bernie Sanders pledges to reveal
info on aliens if he wins in 2020
Fox News,
by
Sam Dorman
Original Article
Posted By: NorthernDog,
8/7/2019 9:15:14 PM
Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., pledged that as president he would disclose government information about aliens and unidentified flying objects. Sanders, one of the leading 2020 Democrats, told podcast host Joe Rogan on Tuesday that his wife would "demand" he tell people about the mysterious phenomena. “Well I tell you, my wife would demand I let you know," he told Rogan who asked whether Sanders would disclose that information. When Rogan asked whether his wife was a UFO nut, he said she wasn't but said she has previously asked him about the information he might have as a senator. “No, she’s
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Vesicant 8/7/2019 9:18:42 PM (No. 145928)
We already know about shrillary's alien parasite, and dhimmicrats demonstrate hourly that they're alien to everything American. How much more can sanders-he-panders reveal?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Petronius 8/7/2019 9:21:33 PM (No. 145933)
I would be more interested if Bernie would also disclose information on the fraudulent deals his wife made that bankrupted the college she was running.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
john56 8/7/2019 9:22:54 PM (No. 145935)
Bernie may be right. Every time I see a picture of Christie Brinkley (she's 65), I am convinced she is an alien life form. No woman looks like that at that age.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Kate318 8/7/2019 9:23:42 PM (No. 145936)
Uh, no you won’t, comrade. Better men than you have tried, as President, and couldn't get to square one.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
earlybird 8/7/2019 9:29:22 PM (No. 145938)
He has to stop this. When I laugh this hard I may not be able to get up off the floor...
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#3 - True, but let's check on Kate Moss in 20 years.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
watashiyo 8/7/2019 9:33:23 PM (No. 145944)
Who cares! We already know everything about Doorknob Hussein.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
bubby 8/7/2019 9:34:54 PM (No. 145945)
Desperate for votes Bernie locks up the Area 51 loons! How about we reveal all the Kennedy Assassination files first? Or better yet reveal all of obama’s college records or his social security numbers or his real birth data?
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
padiva 8/7/2019 9:38:45 PM (No. 145947)
Or if BO is a US citizen.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
anniebc 8/7/2019 9:47:05 PM (No. 145950)
What a coconut!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Strike3 8/7/2019 9:55:16 PM (No. 145957)
Maybe he'll also reveal where his home planet is located but I'm not curious enough to vote for him.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 8/7/2019 9:59:14 PM (No. 145958)
How sweet! Bernie misses his Mama (she is on the Mother Ship).
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
TLCary 8/7/2019 9:59:19 PM (No. 145959)
Secure your tinfoil hats and prepare for Comrade Sanders transmission...
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Corndoggies 8/7/2019 10:05:29 PM (No. 145963)
#3 Christie sells her own line of beauty care products. I’ve not tried them but now I might. ;)
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
GW_Rider 8/7/2019 10:13:07 PM (No. 145968)
We already know about aliens, Bern. 30+ million in US and more flowing across the border.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Wendybird 8/7/2019 10:29:41 PM (No. 145981)
OMG, Bernie and Mrs Sanders are aliens! They came to Vermont from New York as Hippies and simple welfare maple sugar producers, and rose to be the POTUS and Alien First Lady of the USA! A remarkable success story, expecting a best seller about it.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
snakeoil 8/7/2019 11:11:09 PM (No. 145999)
What a quandary. Plugs has promised to find a cure for cancer. And Bunny has made contact with aliens (not the illegal ones, just the ones from Andromeda). All PT did was fix the economy and MAGA.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
planetgeo 8/7/2019 11:59:27 PM (No. 146016)
Bernie, ... Klaatu barada nikto.
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He is one?
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
DVC 8/8/2019 1:12:09 AM (No. 146035)
Is he going to take off his suit and show his lizard skin?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
PChristopher 8/8/2019 1:34:34 AM (No. 146047)
Good, Bernie. Good. Maybe you and Marianne Williamson should team up.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Trigger2 8/8/2019 1:34:52 AM (No. 146048)
Is he going to announce that he was hatched in a black hole from Ursa Major?
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Sunhan65 8/8/2019 7:26:47 AM (No. 146184)
What a racist! The correct term is "undocumented space visitor."
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
edgar 8/8/2019 7:31:23 AM (No. 146189)
Bernie is on the ledge and the sharks are circling. But he won't jump until election day?
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
janjan 8/8/2019 7:38:45 AM (No. 146195)
We will finally get to see his donor list.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
A.I. 8/8/2019 7:38:57 AM (No. 146196)
Doc. Emmett Brown for President of the cuckoo's nest.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
gone2pot 8/8/2019 7:52:35 AM (No. 146215)
Maybe these aliens can see the dog whistle Nazi racism due to Orange Man Bad leaving the flags at half staff until August 8th. Geez, I hope the interstellar travelers aren't triggered by Trump's racist hatred.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 8/8/2019 8:44:13 AM (No. 146261)
Bernie meets the Borg. Stayed tuned.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
MrsBam526 8/8/2019 9:10:06 AM (No. 146281)
Rolling my eyes so hard it’s painful.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 8/8/2019 10:09:37 AM (No. 146332)
Forget about little men with great big heads or even where McNuggets come from let's see Obama's birth certificate and the school grades of the suppose 'genius'. That's what needs to be uncovered.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Lazyman 8/8/2019 10:54:14 AM (No. 146404)
The only shot he has to finding out about it is to attack Area 51 with the rest of the loons.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
thewarden 8/8/2019 11:22:10 AM (No. 146444)
Christie Brinkley has amazing DNA (which is an accident of birth) and boatloads of plastic surgery/botox. She’s starting to resemble a space creature. I think the aliens would probably kidnap and dissect her out of pure curiousity! As for me, I’d rather remain ignorant about the little green men...creeps me out.
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