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West employed nuclear-spying
lizards, claims Iranian official

Jerusalem Post, by Hagay Hacohen

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Posted By:JoniTx, 2/13/2018 6:08:36 PM

Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military advisor to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, claimed Western spies used the reptiles to get better insight into the Iranian nuclear weapons program. (Photo) Is it possible that Western espionage agencies used lizards to try to unearth Iranian nuclear secrets? Former chief-of-staff of the Iranian army Hassan Firuzabadi seems to believe so, AFP reports. While answering various questions about the recent wave of arrests of environmental activists in Iran, Firuzabadi said that the West has a history of using tourists, nature lovers and pro-environment activists as spies. The former army chief told the reformist ILNA news

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: schnapps, 2/13/2018 6:17:30 PM     (No. 11542751)

Hassan Firuzabadi is clearly a true believer. Perhaps the CIA can leak that the lizards are fitted with hidden laser beams that can render a grown man sterile each time the lizard opens his mouth.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Mushroom, 2/13/2018 6:38:57 PM     (No. 11542778)

Who knew the influences of Hunter S. Thompson would be felt in Iran?

Alternatively think ´Rango´.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: GW_Rider, 2/13/2018 6:39:39 PM     (No. 11542780)

From the headline I thought the lizards were nuclear powered.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: uno, 2/13/2018 6:44:28 PM     (No. 11542792)

Hassan Whosyerdaddie sez: "Check yer lizard"
Just give him plenty of room in the Men´s room!

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Reply 5 - Posted by: citizen, 2/13/2018 7:05:33 PM     (No. 11542822)

Wee bit paranoid?..well, you should be.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: stablemoney, 2/13/2018 7:27:59 PM     (No. 11542853)

Sure. We have got cockroaches, mice, birds, squirrels, dogs, cats and a plethora of other spies deployed into Iran. That gnat, it was a spy.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: jl80863, 2/13/2018 7:34:01 PM     (No. 11542857)

If you hold one up to your ear you can hear the ocean.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: comstock, 2/13/2018 8:05:19 PM     (No. 11542912)

Hassan Firuzabadi deployed the Revolutionary Guard Hamster Battalion, but they failed to stop the onslaught because the lizards ate them.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: dvc, 2/13/2018 8:14:41 PM     (No. 11542926)

I hope they spend a LOT of time and money ´reverse engineering´ this new secret weapon.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: volksford, 2/13/2018 8:42:58 PM     (No. 11542958)

They drive little red sports cars and brazenly drive thru the gates of the facility.Once inside it is difficult to find them. They could be behind the uranium or plutonium maybe behind that pallet filled with US DOLLARS.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: Omen, 2/13/2018 11:57:39 PM     (No. 11543109)

If it´s the one from the insurance commercial
I´m buying coverage.

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Reply 12 - Posted by: Trigger2, 2/14/2018 4:25:31 AM     (No. 11543178)

No Iran, the U.S. actually uses flies because they´re attracted to dung. Those flies land on your face near your lips so they can get clear words from you.

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