He also "got" to refresh his English grammar.

"I got to refresh myself on that." The man ain´t speakin´ very good English either.

Please forgive him. French is his native tongue.

Millions of French people were grateful. "Lurch" is bad enough with English.

Jean Effing Kerry-Heinz doesn´t want to start the image making. How did we ever get a war protestor as Secretary of State? LOL as tears don´t seem to matter to the muses.

Was that English?

But he´s such a frenchie.

Creole Lady Marmalade.

"Kin I git me a grammar lesson here?"

Idiot.

Why doesn´t he just read it off the TelePrompter like Mr Corpse-men?
´´Mercy Beo Coop!´´

Begins with a lie.

As expected.

So how proficient is he in French, really?

Jean Fraud might want to learn how to say, ´What does it matter now?´ in French...just saying...

Another source of comic relief, added to Biden, although i thought Shakespearean tragedies usually employ one Fool for that role.

This should be amusing... as long as the Republic prevails.

I was under the impression that Nuance was his native language.

I truly doubt he is competent at anything except boasting and innuendo about his abilities.

#16, just like his boss!

He doesn´t know French. Like everything else about him, it was a pose. A few years ago, Sarkozy got to hear what passed for French from this ´sophisticate´s´ tongue and gagged at how ignorant and bad his grasp of the language really was.

Think his handlers have told him to backpeddle the foreign crapola for a few months?

When the American hero served gloriously in Vietnam, formerly French Indochina,
his best buddy was Franc O. Phile.

I think he´s been called Jean Fraud by conservatives so long he doesn´t want to give us any new ammo (can I still use that word?)

Jean Fraud Kerry has probably never spoken "the language well," despite his attendance at a tony Swiss boarding school. Didn´t he get a bad grade in French at Yale?

Oh, we will hear future speeches in French delivered by Kerry -- but he´ll use a Teleprompter.

Even with the Teleprompter, there are likely to be plenty of gaffes, along the lines of the incompetence Hillary demonstrated when she confused "peregruzka" and "perezagruzka" in front of Russian minister Lavrov.

Jean Eff Kerry... friend or faux?

"First I got to get me one of them rosetta stone classes."

He was in Vietnam, doncha know.....

So when we were told by his campaign that he ´thinks in French´, that was all a lie?

Well I am shocked./s

#8 - I like marmalade - please don´t link it to the shameless walking cadaver.

I learned some french while in the military also. “Ein bier, bitte”

I didn´t know Effin Horseface could speak French. I thought his native tongue was "lying."

Moi, je déteste la position de Jean Francois Phony. Il est un traître à son pays et un lâche. Il est un poseur prétentieux et pompeux.

And he´s also a big fancy pants sissy butt boy and a worthless, lying POS. How many of our top secret plans and secrets will he give away to our enemies?

Everytime the media references Jean Francois Kerry, we need to get them to add the phrase ´who BTW served in Vietnam´....

Between Biden & Thirston Howell III, we have what is often referred to as comedy gold.

#31 - James Taranto of the WSJ already does that.

I look forward to his next column in which I suspect the "haughty, French-speaking" part may change to "sort of French speaking" or something similar. ;-)

He said, while sniffing his perfumed lace hankie.

But he is fluent in putz.