If she can work from home, why not testify by live link?

There will be no testifying on Benghazi.

A very ´transparent´ reason to NOT testify.

Fall down drunk?

Isn´t that convenient. It´s going to be so hard to remember anything about Benghazi after this terrible blow.

The faux-concussion has wiped her memory banks clean of any an all information about Benghazi. However, she does remember her offshore bank account number...

The vapors

As usual, Hillary is playing games.

Hillary´s latest iteration of "I don´t recall," which was her mantra during the Whitewater hearings. There´s a pattern here and with all Libs. They are cheats and liars, period.

Concussion. She must have landed on her butt.

Dennis Rodman couldn´t have ´flopped´ any better!

I had to LOL at this news as my first thought was exactly as Reply 5 and 6.

She finally discovered a better excuse than trying to explain why she couldn´t find the FBI Files.

The saddest thing about this is that the media must see through it, yet they will still give her a pass. In fact, they´ll probably accuse anyone who doesn´t give her a pass of politicizing her "injury."

Just tell her fine.... we´ll be here, and waiting...

Drunken fall similar to BJ Clinton´s fall at Greg Normans house. Its that new Russian Vodka called "Virus" (short for Viruskie).

She fell and hit her head and sustained a massive amount of improvement.

How very convenient. @@

Remember that ditty on rush limbaugh when hillary couldn´t remember much about whitewater?
(to the tune of Try To Remember)
"I can´t remember, my mind´s in a blender..."

This is so obvious I snort in derision.

when you have no shame, anything is possible..

she will never testify

Hillary Clinton is absolutely avoiding testifying about the Benghazi attack or doing any television news appearances where questions might be asked about the Benghazi attack. Whatever connection to the Benghazi security situation that she must have had must be really bad.

She´s doing everything she can to prevent from testifying in court. That´s all this is.

Maintaining her viability for 2016.
Put her under Oath from home.
This lying, corrupt woman has polluted the body politic from her time with watergate when she failed her dc bar and could not get a letter of recommendation because of unethical conduct.
Hillary- the chickens are coming home to roost and you have the blood of four Americans on your hands-you ARE responsible.

FTA "...She´s known for her grueling travel schedule and is the most traveled secretary of state..."

However, she is better known for her penchant for lying under oath, and for being the most corrupt first "lady" in our nation´s history.

Cripes! First she jets off to South America right after Benghazi, then she rushes back to catch her flight to Australia to ´test´ some wines...(did anyone see anything about which wine she liked best)meanwhile she is getting paid for all this...then she shoots off to the Middle East ´looking for peace´, she returns and as Benghazi heats up awaiting her testimony she ´sustains´ a concussion...not that she hasn´t had one since marrying old Bill...now she is ´laid´ up for a week...I guess next we will hear she is pregnant and can´t get out of bed for 8 months...TRANSPARENT MY A**!!!

"I cannot recall"

No doubt there will be some memory loss from the concussion... /s

In the immortal words of Macon, Georgia´s most illustrious son, "Little Richard"..."Slipping and sliding...Peeping and hiding...Won´t be your Fool no more."

Her testimony will be deemed unreliable due to head injury.

Rush is gonna have fun with this come Monday!!!

Been expecting her to leave just before Christmas for health reasons. It just made sense once Rice was out of the way.

And people really do get ill or hurt.

Sometimes.

Awwwww, now PIAPS will have to be a Pig In A Pajama Suit.

Soros will help her to feel better by buying her a mansion at the location of her choice.

Faint, my aunt Fanny. Concussion, don´t make me laugh. What fakery.

Keep re-scheduling her testimony until she has no choice but to appear.

The House should state that they will not pass any appropriation for the State dept. until Bengazi has been fully investigated.

They think we are stupid.

There is a solution as I saw this very thing happen years ago:

Gilligan got bonked on the head by a falling coconut causing amnesia. The ONLY way to reverse this condition is to sustain additional head trauma, ie, another head bonk with a coconut. Throw her down the stairs.

As much as it pains me, I agree with #30. People actually do get sick. She may have a hidden health issue that needs dealing with here.

I am willing to give her a very small benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise. After all, we expect same from libs when someone like Dick Cheney gets ill. (I know, I know, but hope springs...)

#31 has nailed it!!!

Too bad the fall won´t knock any sense into her addled liberal brain.......

Someone must have tweeted her the picture of Anne Hathaway seen round the world. Something about leather and those B&D "boots." Can one catch a virus from an item that went "viral" on the Internet? That would be the ultimate "mind control."

PIAPS has just found an excuse to return for more time in her pod before leaving the State Department without having to do anymore tiresome decision making. Testify? HA!

Slightly off topic: and true to form -- never let a crisis go to waste -- Obama chooses the execrable John Effin´ Kerry to be the next Secretary of State. While everyone is completely distracted with the horror in CT, the Won makes his move.

Was the ground injured?

Atrial fibrillation secondary to dehydration and fatigue... is my Dx.

Lucrezia Borgia!

They´re sending subs to testify in her place but still this is way too convenient.

Would the real reason be that Bubba finally hit HER with an ash tray?

what a croc. she and obama are quilty of gun running to al qaeda.

This is how she escapes testimony, what a "lucky" break.

She´s a bloated, criminal liar right down to her festering core.

Call me cynical...

Oh, Pah-leeze!! Her last name for lo these many yeas is Clinton. She was never going to testify, and now she´ll probably skate.

Interesting to see if any RINOS actually enforce her testimony after she "recovers."

The alleged smartest woman in the world gets an owie on her noggin. Rich.

What a pathetic joke she is. I can´t believe she could be the next president of the sheeple.

I´ll pray for her non-recovery.

How many ways can you say BS. Sorry, but I don´t believe a word of this injury. Prove me wrong.

Verify the concussion. Then we´ll talk.

With her and all the top political minds on the left, and this is the best out they can come up with?

I share the cynicism on this thread.

Folks, the fix is in! Time is all they need and time is working well for them with this latest outrage of right winger crazy gun wielders distraction. Yep- Benghazi is so last week!

so what...a concussion lasts for weeks and weeks...I didn´t know that!!!!!
must be mind altering...

I want proof of a concussion.

Does anyone know? Can she be called to testify after she is no longer Sec. of State? Does she get a complete pass after she leaves office?

Maybe now that she hit her head. She can remember a few things

Right, let´s see how taut her face is when she emerges from her "recovery".

My thoughts exactly, #17..."how convenient!"

It took a week for this to come out?

I guess that´s because she´s been telling everyone for months that she´s the QUeen of Hearts and screaming, "Off with her head!" about that Alice Rice girl, but everyone thought that was normal.

How can anyone with ankles that thick fall down when she faints? Wouldn´t her head just sort of drop?

How stupid do our ruling elite think the nation is....?

THIS STUPID.....AND MORE!

#57, the proof was shredded along with the birth certificates, college records, passport, and the Clinton´s Whitewater files.

Nothing to see here, move along...

Yes, #17, How convenient! Just like Clintons of old.

It´s not the tesitying that PIAPS is worried about. She can lie there as well as anywhere.

But it´s having to put her hand on a Bible that scares her so much. She knows she will probably immediately catch on fire as soon as she touches it. Pure evil and pure good just can´t collide without some sort of massive reaction.

So she will do ANYTHING to get out of that nasty little swearing in part...

Hill´s not going to take the fall for Zero. She just took her own fall.

Lets see...A flaming lefty liberal tells a lie or acts stupid (Obama, Biden, Reid, Pelosi, Schumer, Frank, Dodd, either Clinton, Rice) and the rump-swab willing lap dogs of the flaming lefty liberal media give them a pass. Amazing, isnt it?....NOT!

Do we have just ONE person who represents we conservatives with enough chutzpah to challenge ANY of the left´s many lies????

Better put some ice on that

She has a concussion? How can they tell?

Reminds me of Jesse Jackson, Jr. suddenly gets an illness when he is caught in his scandal.

Hillary needs to be subpoened and made to testify. Vince Foster, McDougal, Ron Brown, billing records, and on and on.

She has all the qualities Obama requires.

Call her to testify anyway. Who cares if she has a concussion.

My brain´s in a blender, it´s jello, jello, jello.

The fall was due to a high center of gravity.

Did she have her panty around her ankles when she fell? Would be same as Bill´s fall at Greg Norman´s, with women causing both underwear drops.

Didn´t Hell take an oath of office as SoS? She never did as First Lady.

So the brass breasted, titanium tushed, Amanonian Feminazi has the vapors? What a total crock. Feminism is truly as fraudulent as global warming. Can you imagine a man trying this???

I meant "Amazonian"... just typing in a frenzy, I guess.

Beats "The dog ate my testimony"...

Her mind is like ´jello´

She´s shaped like one of those knock down dummies that keeps coming back upright. How could she fall down?

Reply #4 beat me to it and #80 has a good visual (Weebles wobble but they don´t fall down.) Drunk or sober, Hitlery can still throw a mean ashtray. Stay low.

As Gibbs of NCIS says: "I don´t believe in coincidents"

This is beyond the pale. I am not stupid Zero

Perhaps it is the result of a STD from one of her "advisors".

# 34, based on the results of the last election I say that proves them right...we...as a nation ARE stupid...

Has Webb Hubble been called to her bed side?

She fainted? Typical woman.

Besides being childish -"Mommy, I am sick and cannot go to school today"- this transparent maneuver strongly suggests genuine desperation about her responsibility for the Benghazi massacre. There must be something really, really bad they want to keep under wraps as long as possible in the hope the public will lose interest in the whole business.

It would be interesting to know if there is any precedent in U.S. history for the attempt by a Cabinet officer to evade sworn testimony before a Congressional investigating committee by claiming a concussive head injury. The Clintons are always breaking new ground and transgressing fresh boundaries in their never-ending war on truth, justice and the American way. Hillary may have the honor of being the first Cabinet level officer to pull a stunt like this. Americans really do seem to be getting dumber and dumber. No one would have dared to do something like this in earlier generations, because they would have known that the public would never fall for it. Now, though, with the dismal evidence of American voter incompetence before us in the form of -inter alia- the election and re-election of a character like Barack Obama for president, who can blame Hillary &Co. for thinking such a trick could very well work?

What #76 said - I know someone just like this & every time there´s hard work to do or if she just wants to be babied, she develops a "back problem" & takes to a wheelchair! According to her, she´s the world´s toughest feminist & keeps a poster of Rosie the Riveter in her LR. Her latest gambit is getting "food poisoning" every time she doesn´t get to go to the restaurant of her choice & is forced to eat home cooking. It is passive aggression - just like the smartest woman in the world saying, "I don´t recaaalll.. in that laconic way of hers.

Unfortunately, all of the so far hidden and unidentified survivors have also slipped and suffered concussions.

An acute case of Benghaziosis. The symptoms are forcing underlings to lie on the Sunday Shows, and apology videos. The only known cure is total avoidance of testifying under oath.

Vince Foster was unavailable for comment.

She fainted alright, Bill came home WITHOUT lipstick on his ......... collar.

Hearings can be rescheduled. Testimony from a prominent cabinet member can require a postponement. This is such a farce.

Thank #35. I needed that laugh.

I think she hit her head long, long ago ... )

Out of sight for at least 2 weeks - long enough to get her eyes done and little nip tuck here and there.

#95 says it for me. Remember Jon Fraud Kerry´s lie last summer that he had got his two black eyes playing hockey - coincidentally coinciding with a shiny new facelift? Serials liers, both of them.

Lucky for her Huma was so close at hand and is experienced in mouth to mouth.

How convenient.

Perhaps the persian carpet didn´t agree with her.

She only has to have sex with Bill once a year, tomorrow was that day.