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Never mind not being able to see
your feet! Men who can't see their
manhood are heading towards an
early death, warn doctors

Daily Mail [UK], by Sam Webb

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Posted By:garnet, 11/9/2012 7:48:46 PM

A health group is urging men to strip off, look down and find out if they can see their p---- to test if they're obese. A men's health awareness website has launched 'The Big Check' to encourage men to take a serious look at their weight by taking a serious look at their manhood. A survey of 1,000 British men and found that a third of men aged between 35 and 60 years are 'unable to see their p---- because of their bellies.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: kanphil, 11/9/2012 8:07:34 PM     (No. 9003886)

Uh-- Would that be in the excited state or the other?

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Reply 2 - Posted by: jetsman, 11/9/2012 8:25:02 PM     (No. 9003916)

I see my pee pee but I weep,weep,weepy!

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Reply 3 - Posted by: fayebeck, 11/9/2012 8:34:39 PM     (No. 9003932)

Haven't seen mine in years. I attribute it to old age.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Not your typical New Yorker, 11/9/2012 8:43:50 PM     (No. 9003956)

Yeah, U.K. medicine is where I go for all my knowledge.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: michellewsc2, 11/9/2012 8:45:20 PM     (No. 9003959)

Goodbye Chris Christie

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Reply 6 - Posted by: corndoggies, 11/9/2012 8:58:52 PM     (No. 9003988)

As long as I can see it, there's not a problem. Mrs. Corndog.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: jeffblair, 11/9/2012 9:07:45 PM     (No. 9004003)

Why is the word p---- written with dashes in the intro? Is it a forbidden word?

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Reply 8 - Posted by: michellewsc2, 11/9/2012 9:14:10 PM     (No. 9004016)

All p------ are forbidden LOL

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Reply 9 - Posted by: noddy, 11/9/2012 9:15:31 PM     (No. 9004019)

Penis.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: noddy, 11/9/2012 9:15:56 PM     (No. 9004020)

Seems it's not forbidden here.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: happywarrior, 11/9/2012 9:18:56 PM     (No. 9004025)

I just recited George Carlin's list and it's not on it!

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Reply 12 - Posted by: doctorfixit, 11/9/2012 9:21:27 PM     (No. 9004031)

Oh well, looks like I'm going to die. Pass the pie.

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Reply 13 - Posted by: Reilly, 11/9/2012 9:28:17 PM     (No. 9004042)


When it's harder it's easier.


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Reply 14 - Posted by: CajunGOP, 11/9/2012 9:34:35 PM     (No. 9004059)

Reminds me of a joke
Two guys standing at the urinal
1st one says -
"Man you're FAT! When's the last time you saw your penis? You should diet!"
2nd one answers -
"Why? What color is it now?!?"

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Reply 15 - Posted by: Blue-Z-Anna, 11/9/2012 9:50:26 PM     (No. 9004080)

I don't have time to write the whole joke but the first line ends with penis and then the third line ends with between us.

Hopefully, Gilbert & Sullivan haven't beat me to it.

'Eating is the only sensual pleasure of which Holy Mother the Church approves of....three times a day.'

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Firing Line...
...a long time ago.



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Reply 16 - Posted by: stablemoney, 11/9/2012 9:56:07 PM     (No. 9004091)

Can we get any nastier? Go back, wash your mouth out, and see if you can't state your case with more taste.

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Reply 17 - Posted by: bighambone, 11/9/2012 10:16:52 PM     (No. 9004118)

The media should ask Chris Christie when was the last time he saw the little bugger?

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Reply 18 - Posted by: olhokie64, 11/9/2012 10:33:50 PM     (No. 9004142)

Well, I hope this doesn´t get me banned, but this thread is just too good too pass up.
I suffer from the dreaded dickdo disease. My belly sticks out more than my dickdo.

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Reply 19 - Posted by: Blue hen1, 11/9/2012 10:48:00 PM     (No. 9004171)

If you use a mirror does that count?

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Reply 20 - Posted by: zoidberg, 11/9/2012 11:53:01 PM     (No. 9004278)

Defining morbidity down.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: LadyHen, 11/10/2012 12:15:10 AM     (No. 9004295)

#14... crying now.. oh my... so funny..

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Reply 22 - Posted by: Kansas Conservative, 11/10/2012 1:47:21 AM     (No. 9004365)

Chris Christie went to use the urinal. He decided to try the UK pee-pee test to see if he is indeed overweight. He couldn´t see the little guy down there, so he shouted "Are you down there? Can you hear me?". And he heard Obama´s voice respond back "loud and clear, Governor - but there is a big storm to contend with down here!"

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Reply 23 - Posted by: jalo1951, 11/10/2012 8:53:31 AM     (No. 9004761)

Aren´t men always in an excited state?

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