Should I say it for everyone?

Man, I am staying OUT of this one!

Is he talking about Feb. 1992? Unfortunately that would have left the US with algore who possibly might have completed the term or would have been removed as a lunatic.

Because he is so much more important than George Washington!

Dont have a coffin, but i do have a rail.....will that work?

Uh, name one Clinton accomplishment?

umm...name one accomplishment....

He did Monica?

He sold secrets to the Chinese?

Ummmmm.....He makes his actions look like childs play next to Obama.

#6. Fooling an awful lot a people much of the time.

A vibrating coffin with a waterbed lining & a ceiling mirror?

Me.me.me.me.me.me....
~~~~Bubba

I.I.I.I.I.I.I.my.my.my.my.my....
~~~~Boy

Make that Feb. 1993.

How simply wonderful that Slick had such a blast being the leader of the free world.

Thanks to the fact that he did such a horrible job at it, George W. Bush was not afforded that luxury.

Sit down and shut up you jerk.

I can't say it......I'll either get banned or visited by the Secret Service....or both.

An attitude like the petulant brat on the playground who owns the football and won't let anybody else play with it unless he get to be quarterback.

The beauty of L-Dotters is not having to say anything and still know what they are thinking..... :-)

I love all of these posts! Thank you. . .I am sure we would all get banned if we typed what is truly on our minds here!

I know. It's way too easy.

Bill honey, don't you have something to do? Hobbies, maybe reading a good book. How about some volunteering. There's life after the White House. It's not all about you.

He was certainly a stiff *in* the White House.... or was that a cigar in his pocket?

OMG #9! I spewed coffee on my keyboard!

LOL!

Be careful what you wish for. Will that get me in "trouble"?

I feel the Secret Service looking over my shoulder so I'm going to bow out also in the interest of caution.

The epitome of arrogance.

Oh, Bill, don't be so hard on yourself. In an orange jumpsuit would have been just fine for me.

#5: Love it!!!

FTA: - Former U.S. President Bill Clinton said on Monday he would have preferred to leave the White House in a coffin because he loved being commander in chief.

Wow! First time I can remember ol' Billy Boy telling the truth.

yeah with the clintons, obamas, newt, reid, pelosi, no wonder we are in the current state of affairs. thank the heavens for term limits

No comment. I am sure there are lots of folks thinking the same thing I am right now.

Well Slick, heres a cardcarrying member of The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy, out in flyover country, who wished you and the Miss Hilda had left The White House in handcuffs, to spend your remaining golden years on the cold, windswept banks of the Missouri River... in the federal assisted living facility known as Leavenworth.

I love you guys! My first thought when I read the title was, uhhhhhhhhhh..........

Put differently, Clinton wanted to be "President for Life."

He has the instincts of a dictator.

Disgusting.

I like how the Ceaucescus left office...

Had his wish come true prior to the end of his term and after the Lewinsky portion of the Paula Jones scandal broke, Hillary would have had a shot at the top spot....Algore would have been brushed aside..

#9 please give spew warning!! Some people still drink coffee in the afternoon. Too funny!!

The heartsong goal of every Liberal: To gain office and die there, hopefully as a *martyr*. Then live on eternally being used to promote big sweeping legislation and having endless monuments built for self. It's, always, all about them.

Well, if Slick Willie had left in horizontal mode, we'd have been stuck with a Commander in Chief who belongs in Wildwood Sanitarium. I mean, even conservative senator Fred Thompson voted not to remove the president with his trousers at half staff because removal would have meant having a certifiable person behind That Desk. And that person would have been running as an incumbent in 2000, and would have won. Those on this site who bellyache that Clinton wasn't removed by the Senate must consider what would have happened to us if Gore had had ten years in the Oral Orifice. The impeachment vote in the House was correct--impeachment is forever--the removal vote in the Senate was also correct. America doesn't need a mentally ill president.

Let's just say that ole Horn Dog Bill FINALLY captures the sentiment of just about everyone on L.com. Even though his timing is quite a bit longer than most of us had in mind, it's a start!

His "wife" is fourth in line to be president. Swine flu, poisoning, plane crashes, Chinese lead poisoning, etc. I wonder what's the highest position he could constitutianly hold in the future.

I'm sure it would have had a periscope
about mid-section

Wow. One could infer that he had wanted to be President for Life, like Kim Jong Il, perhaps?

I am not nor have I ever been a fan of Bill Clinton, but that is kind of sad. The man has so little left of himself after his political ambition is achieved, he feels as if his life is over. That is really sad. I'm sure there are constructive things he could be doing that would actually help the country.

Walmart.com has just the coffin you're looking for! And, if all the carp were pumped out of you first, you could be buried in a shoebox, you big jerk!

ewwwwww..........don't tempt me!

As #26 noted, for once Bubba is being truthful.
As he himself has said, he might not have been the BEST president (no Schumer, Sherlock!) but he had the most FUN! And 'fun's' what it's all about, right?

I remember well how he dawdled for days on end before he/they finally moved out of the WH, and they finally had to pry his bony fingers off the door jamb. I was almost embarrassed for him. Almost.

If Bill had been carried out of the White House in a coffin, the Demorats would probably have lauded him as a martyr and maneuvered his interment at Arlington Cemetery right next to Jack Kennedy -- for this despicable creature who never, ever served a day in our military, or ever did an honest day's work in his life.

Now he gets to suffer as a useless, largely irrelevant has-been, with waning influence in the political party within which once he was king. It must be truly humiliating – and richly deserved --for him to be so superseded in demorat political leadership by his contemptible wife.

I think he is being too hard on himself.

I just wish he'd left in disgrace

He did leave in disgrace... and it is never too late to nail him in with a stake or a cross

Clintern, thats a pretty arrogant assumption considering you never even got 50% of the vote.

Aw, man... why does Bubba keep throwing these fat slowballs like this? It's just not sporting anymore.

9 wins. Imagine that room in the Clintoon presidential library and massage parlor...

Algore would have been prez if the Senate hadn't chickened out on impeachment (Gee, thanks, Senator Scottish Law!) or if you'd have done the decent thing and resigned in disgrace after Monicagate. But no, you had to cling to the Oval Office like a junkie clinging to a syringe. You. Slick, have no one to blame but yourself for 8 yer of W. On behalf of he nation, however, I thank you for your selfishness. I'm not sure we'd have survived 4+ years of that mentally unbalanced eco-fascist in the WH.

If I thought I'd have to live for the next 15-20 years in New York with "ol' cankles" I'd want to die to...right now!!! My first response was " SDI".
I really enjoy being amused, inspired and instructed by you folks, thanks!

I'm sure that at several points during his tenure, Hillary, herself, would have been glad to grant this wish.

There is no such thing as coffin in Bill Clinton's vocabulary. What he meant to say was that he would have preferred to have left the White House as a boffin. But because he was distracted by some very nasty diatribes, he never got to read the books that would have got him there.

You guys are the best! You keep me sane and laughing!!! Clinton's...are they not the most amusing couple? Leaving the White House in a coffin...really? From his lips to God's ears didn't quite make the full trip.

Sorry Bill, only the good die young. And besides, they couldn't make a coffin big enough for you and your ego.

#19 Mr. Sinkmeister was waiting for the Lewinski.

When he is , finally, laid in a coffin, it will be the first time in his life that he'll be on the level.

I doubt that anyone could close the lid.

Thank you, #15. Trying to parse Clinton's words will leave you wondering if he wishes he'd had 3 or more terms like FDR; or if he'd had the fine departure of either JFK or Reagan. Maybe he wishes he'd had the love and pathos of Lincoln. Surely he couldn't have meant he wished to suffer the grief of McKinley. Love him or hate him, William Jefferson Clinton was the 42 president and there's not a damn thing we can do about it now. He'll get his turn in the Rotunda when the Almighty appoints.

Don't go away sad, Bill. Just go away.

Reply 41 - Posted by: RightWingGranny, 11/3/2009 7:170 PM (No. 5997119)

I am not nor have I ever been a fan of Bill Clinton, but that is kind of sad. The man has so little left of himself after his political ambition is achieved, he feels as if his life is over. That is really sad. I'm sure there are constructive things he could be doing that would actually help the country.


Granny,
I can't think of anything he could do that would serve any value or purpose, unless you are rooting for the soviets, chinese or the muslims.

Reply 32 - Posted by: fiesta del sol, 11/3/2009 6:57:35 PM (No. 5997065)

I like how the Ceaucescus left office...

Great wasn't it, we can but dream.

Which VP would make the worst president, gore or biden?


Either is frightening.

It's not too late, BJ!
Besides, the wife isn't perceived as a victim any more and it would do her and us a favor. She will be free to run for another office and we will have the pleasure of voting against her.

Every Dem wants to be FDR--or Franco.
Term limits for thee, but not for me-or Bloomberg.
He had fun playing tin pot South American Dictator reviewing HIS military in endless parades of pomp and circumstance for HIS glory.

Billzabubba did not get off the golf course--and PIAPS didn't leave the dining table--to quash terrorist attacks on our soil during their reign.
They would not take UBL when he was offered on a silver platter.
Back then they said, ''ewww, I'm ascared.''
Now they say, ''It's Bush's fault.''

BilnHil Cartoon have innocent blood on their hands.
Let them rest assured, however, that they shan't be in the coffin long;
old Scratch has a cosy nook prepared for them both....togetha forevah, tossing ashtrays and lamps-- and shovelling coals into their personal fire pits of agony.

So the man who evaded the draft, who did not respond to an induction notice, who joined the rotc at the u. of arkansas where he said he was going to attend law school, but then didn't, but instead wrote a letter to the commander, talking about loathing the military - that's the man who misses being commander in chief? Give me a break.

I think that he thinks if he had left there in a coffin, by now, he would be talked about as a great President-- but now, no one likes him. They see what a crook and dirty rascal he really is. I wonder if they ever stay in that very expensive house in Harlem that tax payers are paying for...

You know, I'm beginning to dislike the disbarred, impeached, rapist ex-President Willard.

don't forget to line his coffin with some astro turf...

what he really wants is to attend his own funeral to be sure everyone is suitably mournful.

and i still want the beer franchise at his funeral because the line to urinate on his grave will be at least 10 miles long.

Don't laugh. Look what it did for JFK.

In Re#1 et al - go ahead and say it. This thread is terrific.

Now he tells us! You know the coffin would have a mirror inside the lid dontcha?

He sounds depressed to me.

Great #9!! Probably no more room left for a disco ball anyway.

I had the same ideation, but with Bubba followed by Hillary in handcuffs.

I think a WallyWorld buryin' box would be just the ticket and apropos to boot. Slick and WallyWorld both are Arkie icons.

Remind me....Who is Bill Clinton and why should I know his name?

#68, Thanks! That never gets stale.

Saw a tabloid with a terrible picture of Ahab today implying his health is terrible but didn't invest at the moment....now this.

Hey Bill, look, look, a pretty girl in a short dress, over there, yeah, over there, go, go, go...

Now you tell us?

People who want smaller government are not about power. People who want larger government are. That is the difference between the two parties.