Warfare, Class or Real? Deborah Orin neatly sums up the problem the dems face over whether the old peacenik-snore-position will trump macho-gung-ho 'Let's Roll!'. Seems like an easy decision considering Saddam's ability to wipe out a large segment of any given U.S. city with a human small-pox bomb. Then again, dems have always had to think about this kind of thing. And, Dick Morris' excellent offering this a.m. tells us which way the giant Gorebot has chosen to go.

Kathleen's Little Problem? Her campaign for governor of Maryland running into trouble with black and female support, Kathleen Kennedy Townsend has people complaining she is "inaccessible" and remote. That's not what insiders cite as her problem and it's an old Kennedy habit - no, not killing, maiming or destroying innocent young women - it's the press of the grape.

Have We All Been "Enron'd"? Curmudgeonly Robert Novak has a jaw-dropper this morning with some very real stats on how the Clintonistas cooked the books about the same time their buds at Enron and WorldCom were doing the same thing. Don't look for this to splash across the front pages, at least not yet, but attention must be paid and kudos to Novak for bringing this up.

Fold, Spindle and Mutilate: Investigators are saying Martha Stewart's money-honey Sam Waksal did more than whisper "dump" to his family and friends. He tore up their phone slips as well. The real pity of this sorry, greed-driven tale is that under it all may be a very effective cancer drug that nobody is going to be able to get. How important is one more yacht, one more mansion if someone's mother lies dying? Clearly, pretty important to some.

Keeping Track: A long time Clinton aide once said, "That was her deal with him. 8 years for him. 8 years for her." For the blissfully naive among us who don't think that isn't still Hillary's agenda we will, from time to time, bring you news of her movement upward.

You Are Never Safe Enough: Here's a story about a 90 year-old woman, minding her own business sitting in a wheel chair in a nursing home when a bear sits on her. Live every moment.

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