Weary of the relentless running, Barney is back where he belongs.
The Imploding Rev. Al: Three days out from his Harlem
Stand-By-Your-Pedophile showing, Al Sharpton is
still trying to dig out of the mess
he made for
himself for going along with Michael Jackson's ludicrous publicity stunt.
Does Bleach Damage Brain Cells? Meanwhile, at the "race summit" in
Harlem
yesterday Michael Jackson exhibited
the last stages of dementia
that should
assure him never getting another record contract and ignored the fact that
of
the ten top recording artists, the top five are black.
Not So Secret: The New York Times calls a group of political hit men
assembled by James Carville
and several other Clintonista has-beens
"secretive" then proceeds to tell you who they are.
Anyone Minding The Store? Two big stories today illustrate how soft
and
fuzzy our attitude has been as authorities continue to unravel 9-11. Check
it
out and see if we don't need a major wake up call. Here are banks
not even checking the fake data the highjackers used
to open 35 bank accounts
and the U.S. Embassy in Doha, Qatar
issuing fake visas to all comers.
The Other White Meat: Nooooo, we don't mean Phil Donahue (even though
he does
qualify). We refer to the very real possibility of seeing a TV show based
on
how Anna Nicole Smith actually lives.
This is going to be wonderfully
mindless, content free summer TV viewing.
As
for Donahue...his return is inevitable.
It will be loud, ludicrous and
such good copy.
-Your Ever-Interested LComStaff.
Wednesday, July 10, 2002