Gotcha! Cuomo spawn Andy, who accused Gov. George Pataki of being a 9/11 coat-holder seems to have done some coat-holding of his own in Gaza. The New York Post turns up some pictures of the N.Y. dem candidate for governor presumably discussing housing with Yassir Arafat in 2000.

Gotti Going Down: We can only assume that the long time mob use of the double coffin (someone's Aunt Rose in the top, a "missing" Vinnie in the bottom) won't be in play tomorrow as the Teflon Don's funeral goes national. Fox plans to televise it all. Knowing that he's being buried in a cheap suit from Dillard's in St. Louis and not his usual $3000 bespoke threads warms the heart.

Right On: A kid named Steve Miller, a junior at Santa Monica High School with an amazing ability to resist the school's blatant leftist indoctrination, has penned his experiences there and somehow got it to the good folks at FrontPageMagazine. It's a tad long-winded but a riveting read. Good luck, Steve. Ask us or anyone else on our side for a job when you escape. You've got a good clear head on your shoulders.

It's Not A Good Thing: Martha Stewart, the girl the media loves to hate, hasn't been in such trouble since she tried to gold leaf a leftover turkey carcass on live TV. She's now caught up in an insider trading scandal that so far has seen a billionaire former squeeze perp walked out of his Soho loft. We predict she will survive. She always does.

LComStaff E Mail Insight: This little nugget of irony was in the morning mail from a West coast soul mate: Message From Lee Rodgers, KSFO/ABC, San Francisco: My engineer bought Winona Ryder's "Girl Interrupted" on DVD, and discovered a timely line in her opening monologue (circa 1999). Musing, she says, "Did you ever steal something, even when you had money?"

Downright Pathetic: Here's one of the most infuriating stories of the day. The Washington Post reports the disintegration and near total breakdown of the special House-Senate intelligence panel investigating the Sept. 11 attacks after two weeks of meetings and hearing from one witness. We sure hope these guys don't have anything to do with our winning some war sometime.

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