The AP "reporters" - - both male and female - - must have giant muscles from carrying all that water for Zippy & Moochie.

Gunga Din never carried nearly as much.

Just when you thought the ap couldn´t outdo themselves - "a style icon with substance."

This woman makes me as sick as her husband and that is saying a lot.

Oh puleeze. I am so sick and tired of these people I could throw up.

Happy Birthday Michelle,

We love you!

Sincerely,

MSM

Gag

On the other hand, she has kept Omar the Tentmaker rather busy.

Just because you keep saying she is beautiful doesn´t make it so.

Go wild, Michelle. Spend a few more million on a great party for a few hundred of your closest friends. Don´t scrimp. You´ve earned it. America owes you, big time.

I don´t care that it´s her birthday. I don´t care what she´s wearing. I don´t care about her ´´causes.´´ I do, however, care that she´s been so greedy and careless with taxpayer dollars to support her selfish lifestyle.

GAG!!!

A stlyle icon? Oh, brother. Gag!!!

I have a problem with criticizing her for how she looks. I´m not a ravishing beauty either. But I do dress appropriately and my daughters make sure I don´t embarrass the family in any way. She does not represent the country well in any way.

Let´s talk about the ugliness inside.

May I please vomit?

WC Fields said it best
once when a lady told him he was drunk he replied, "I may be drunk today, but tomorrow I will be sober, you on the other hand are ugly and will still be ugly tomorrow"
moochell you are not pretty today and you will not be pretty tomorrow no matter how they wrap you up in supposedly stylish cloth.

It´s getting to be impossible to tell when one asskissing competition stops and another one starts...

I don´t care much this high fashion stuff. I just want her ready to suit up for the Niners in their NFC title game against the Falcons this Sunday. She is one mean a_s
linebacker.

Lying about everything her husband does is now a "substance"? Who knew?

Rarely does she dress appropriately for her "position." Most of the time her clothes look too small or too "young" for her. When she wears her belts up under her boobs it looks ridiculous. Style icon - definitely not! With substance - maybe so?!

Style? Style? I still think it will eventually come out that MO is a trans-gender. Pardon my bitterness, but the MSM determination to convince us that MO is the ideal of femininity has gotten to me. Enough!!

Style Icon!!?
The seat covers of my father´s 53´ Plymouth had more style.

How does that phrase go..lipstick on a pig.....well, you know what I mean.

Twenty three lashes with a wet noodle for not putting a Barf Alert!

Mrs Obama is a comely woman - she is tall, not overweight. With top fashion designers (and without budget constraints) sewing her gowns to custom fit - she can and does pull off a striking figure (unlike the black widow spider outfit of her own choosing years ago!). So I will not criticize her for these things. What I find appalling is her tone deafness to the economic disasters unfolding all around the country as wrought by her and her husbands´ ideologies, the wanton spending sprees on vacations and evening gowns, travel and parties, so often paid by taxpayers - all the while wagging a finger and telling the populace it is too fat, too greedy and too selfish. That and the fawning media that gets the vapors and faints at her feet as if she has actually EVER accomplished an actual deed above and beyond wife and mother. Something we commoners have done for ages, and a far cry better.

The AP - proving more irrelevant by the article. LOL

I work for a department store and believe me, you can´t find anything she wears in my store. I never see anyone, no one, imitating her ´style´. It is just so ridiculous. I know what haute couture is and I know ready-to-wear and I have no idea where this ´great style´ comes from. Perhaps from her grandma´s closet circa 1955 and grandma was a hobbit...

Count me grateful that the ´belt under the breasts´ thing never caught on. Michelle is no ´style icon´ nor does she have any substance. She is just a female version of her snarky husband.

Well, then...

Why, when she rides Air Farce Two or other gummint transport, do they call it...

The Vomit Comet... ?

Inquiring minds...

Aaah yes, the Malcolm X dress and the swimsuit dress...I remember them well.

If Hillary is a PIAP, what´s Moochelle? She must embarrass ruminants and ungulates everywhere. Actually, I can make something out of BAMA, but the taste police would delete it.

THe fact that they are still peddling this stuff means that they know that she is in fact not all that lovely nor stylish. Keep trying to make people believe that what they see is not what they see but what the media is telling them what they see.

A picture is worth a thousand words, isn´t it? Thanks, Daily Mail.

Oh just puke. 4 years more of this "style icon"
and her hubby is going to finish off this country. just puke. I guess she will be a "style icon" as I am denied my medical treatment because I am to old.

just puke.

Last I looked, offal has substance too

I would call her a "bag lady".
Her middle names are greed and gluttony.

Mrs. Obama can change her clothes daily but she can never remove that chip on her shoulder.

She looks like Whoopie Goldberg dressed her.

Czar Nicholas II had a lovely empress also.

She has substance alright. Most of it is packed in her butt.

No. 23: But your father´s ´53 Plymouth had a smaller back seat.

She is just another scheme to humiliate the USA...

...moochie has NO taste and NO fashion sense...when left to her wardrobe choices she looks like a homeless person...but our tax dollars pay for a 24/7 wardrobe specialist so idiots at AP can use lines like "icon with substance".

Then a rodeo clown is a style icon with substance, too.

All that the pink Tracy Reese dress was missing was the half back shoulder pads.

MO flunks the style icon test. The image that comes to mind is of Mrs. Laura Bush in her feminine skirt suit, contrasted with MO in her too tight, seams nearly splitting pants suit, yapping on her cell phone while walking to the 9/11 memorial service in Pennsylvania a couple of years ago.

omg...thank you AP staff...and poster and all you commenters. i needed a good laugh and this sure brought one. i never knew the AP ran satire, i only thought that was the Onion

Nouveau Biche.

Oh Lord... four more years of this...

Thank you.
I do not need a spoon.
I am gagged already.

Old song, sung by Commander Cody:
"Your cash ain´t nothin but trash..."

Of all the things the non media says about Michelle the style icon reference makes me ill...I have yet to see one outfit she wore that I would wear...

Never accomplished anything in her pathetic life.Surrendered her law license in Illinois rather than be disbarred for her involvement in a case of insurance fraud.Nothing to this woman.

Anybody that knows Upholstery knows that a hog Ring goes with that...

and why!

Saw MO at a U of Oregon graduation this past summer, and I found her pleasant enough. Surprise! She was doing her part there to keep her brother in a coaching job he was overdue to be fired from. Nevertheless, she isn´t one of us, and doesn´t want to represent the good women of America as much as root and loot and shower herself and him with glory and praise. If there was a boating accident, and they were swallowed by a whale, and never seen again, I might miss the kids.

The story going around that Rev. Wright picked her to be Obama´s beard may be true! It may suit them both. I´m amazed at how seldom you see them together--and at photo- ops they are usually leaning away from each other. Very telling.

But the most representative shot is of her coming off the plane looking like she just woke up with two strangers in the bed after a hard night with too many jugs of cheap red and some smoke that someone had to keep hitting with a lighter. Remember that one?

Mooch has a rear end the size of Montana

Moochelle´s "fashion savvy": is best found at Michelle´s Mirror at www.michellesmirror.com

As SheJessie, my plainspoken grandma, would say, "That woman needs no bustle with her back porch."

#17, that quotation is usually attributed to Winston Churchill, also a legendary drinker.

I don´t find most of Michelle Obama´s wardrobe attractive, but I don´t care. I believe that far more important is that she has a definite dislike of her country--that I can´t overlook.

A "style icon with substance"? You mean substance abuse? Has the enemedia ass-press lost their minds? Are they all fawning drama queens now? Acting like little ten-year old girls? When she goes to sit down people run for shelter! She´s a chewbacca gorilla and you idiots in the ass-press know it!

"For the first time in my life I am proud of my country"......Yeah, well, thanks to you and Barry and the enemedia, I´m NOT!

Semper Paratus

A breath-taking headline. Literally.

I have always said that with enough money you could make anyone look good and goodness knows she has spent plenty to look this good..but I was wrong. It´s that greedy heart you can´t mend.

She only cares about the price tag. Wonder how many she actually pays for today.

I looked at some older photos of her today and she has become increasingly lighter in skin tone since 2008.

Barbie is never looking back in that mirror.

#32, may I humbly suggest WIABB? Warthog in a boob belt.

BTW, that orange and tan Argyle sweater with the royal blue pants is the most hideous color combination I´ve ever seen. Sometimes I think that whoever is dressing her must be a Republican plant who is paid to make her look terrible.

These Lucianne contributers should get prizes for humorous writing....

65, you get a snifter clink! wIABB it is!!!!
40, Empress Alexandra and her sister, grand Duchess Elizabeth , were both very beautiful women by the standards of their day. Born into minor German nobility, they both married into the Russian Royal family. Both were martyred for their Orthodox Christian faith by atheist Communists. Im sure you meant to compare Moochie to some communist hag, not to Tsaritsa Alexandra, a devoted wife and mother to 5 children who also were brutally murdered with their parents. Communist propaganda against the Romanovs has been disproven in post-Communist Russia by its own archives. Seems they lied to the world but warehoused the truth. Truth has been the first casualty of the ØbaMugame regime. Sorry, but you touched a nerve.

Style icon? Get real. Some of those get-ups look like she just stepped out of an African nomad tribe.

Thanks AP. Because of you suck-ups I´ve had my good laugh for the day. Style icon with substance? Yes if you´re a Wookie/Klingon halfbreed. This ugh faced harridan is not I repeat not only ugly on the outside by the real pity is that she´s also ugly on the inside. I hate to break it to the Always Putrid and the other presstitutes but Mean Mo Green has the iconic style of Aunt Esther and the substance of hydrochloric acid.

What substance?????

The Moochle spends money for fashion and to try and look like a lady but the liberals have always enjoyed the "All flash, no clue" kind of existence.

Her food program is at best a punch line to a very poor joke, with little if any factual basis and her hypocrisy in personal behavior is not an example I would want my kids to follow.

She likes to play at being "First lady" and traveling at great expense on a whim and wasting as much of my money as she can.

So what is her substance ??????????????????????????????????

Style icon? Lady? FLOTUS? Woman of substance? And who might this be...surely not the double ax handle wide sasquatch buff armed pushup babe who continues to embarrass America.

What a piece of trash article intended to escakate the effort to make Americans see this pig of a woman as something she isn´t, has never been, and can never be. I don´t care what they do to the edifice: Cheap is cheap. Classless is classless. And a lying grifter only gets more skilled. As for that lantern jaw and the six inch teeth...no ideas other than put a bag over her repulsive head.

Ya know if you gave me 4,000,000.00 dollars of your money each year for 8 years to vacation, party, and shop; I could be a style icon too.

People really get paid to write this stuff?

Gaack!