The next president of the United States.

She isn´t very good at shampoo either. What a bunch of garage, with her connections she could find someone to give her pointers a good style even she could do just takes effort.

What a load of bull-squeeze, as Neil Boortz would say. She has an entourage that Ari Gold would envy. This is a cultivated shabby look. I´m a-guessin´ that in the spring of 2016 [Mayan calendar permitting], the Beast will emerge with a perfect hairdo and a few lbs less.

The oxymoron of this story is the word ´joked´ in any quote involving the Hildabeest.

"...I’m not very competent..."

Could this be the first time Hillary Clinton has ever spoken honestly, about anything?

Her explanation just doesn´t wash. I know dozens of busy working women who do just fine caring for their hair and general appearance. Not being able to care for your own good grooming and hygiene is a sign of senility, not of an overly busy schedule.

I have my hair cut ever five weeks. I wash it every other day. It´s a good cut that I can are for easily and my hair always looks much better than Herself´s dirty hair. She looked very good during her run for the presidency.

It can be done.

Her explanation doesn´t wash! Great pun poster five. Made my day.

Her hair usually looks lank, dirty. Any dummy can wash her hair in the shower. Assuming she showers?

She needs to give up the debutante length and get a good cut. The slicked back ponytail is better than just letting the whole mess hang there.

She is not a particularly attractive woman and her age is showing. The hair is not helping.

I agree with those who believe this is her schtick, the "I don´t care about hair--I have loftier things on my mind" persona she tries to reflect. Good old gravitas.

Her inner ugliness was bound to eventually ooze to the surface for all to see.

Mildly interesting that ´HerSelf´ always looks like a drowned rat. Compare to Margaret Thatcher or even the Bush ladies. Most comments about who has real class and who does not apply here.

Somehow ugly incompetent Democrats seem to be just the ticket for a dumbed down electorate!

Her sense of style and cosmetics makes her stand out. Can´t help but look at her "presence". She gets the attention as a "frumpy" woman. It fits her job.

The external disarray is nothing compared to the mess that is inside. Babawawa didn´t even go there.

She insults us by thinking we believe her.

She insults America by being less than presentable as SOS.

She insults the world by representing the U.S.

She IS an insult.

Gak!

Ditto, 6.

Interesting that the smartest woman in America couldn´t figure that out.

Commie hippies don´t age well. Get a good wig, Hillary.

Washing her hair daily would be a step in the right direction. I have said before that her hair is almost pretty when it is clean, but let it go and it is just plain nasty.

In today’s vapid, superficial, political milieu, image is everything. When it comes to issues of vital national and international importance, it’s nevertheless difficult somehow to visualize Wife Hillary’s coiffure, conveniently located around her head, without also visualizing Husband Bill’s trousers, conveniently located around his ankles.

She´s well known in DC for her poor hygiene. It´s all part of the hippie lesbian thing. Bet her body hasn´t made contact with a razor in decades. It would explain the pants suits beyond her fat ankles.

Hillary Clinton has changed her hair style more times than I can count. Queen Elizabeth has kept the same style for 60+ years. The Queen doesn´t look like she fusses much about her hair, but she certainly doesn´t go out with it dirty.

Why doesn´t the saucy minx want to look her very best for those many passionate nights with her loving husband?

I have sympathy for Hillary´s aging problem as I share the same birth-year. But a good haircut and color once every four weeks costs me $100 in rural NH and even given the higher costs of DC or NYC it surely is within her price range! She just doesn´t care.

PS All the women who won the Democrat NH elections are either lesbians or look like lesbians: it is a point of honor among them to not be attractive to men.

Now, if only we could do something about those fat ankles and generous haunches, she would be "likeable enough."

It´s no wonder Bill philanders.

When you have a bad hair day, you are also saying "yea, and I don´t brush my teeth either".

If Huma isn´t complaining about, who are we to complain?

As much as I don´t like Hillary´s politics or personality, I do empathize with her difficulty in keeping up her appearance while flying all over the world. I look pretty bad coming off the plane after 27 hours on airplanes and in airports when I fly to Uganda.

You can take a hippy out of Harvard but you can´t take the hippy out of a hippy.

Republican women usually look better groomed on TV than Dem women.
Even Madeline Albright was well groomed. (She did the best she could with what she had to work with.)
My hair stylist gives me a haircut that will look good for several months. Certainly PIAPS can afford a decent hair style that will be easy to maintain.

Rush is right!! The leftie libbies have a collection of the most unattractive women in their kennel.....

Whoooof!!

LZK

When she arrived in Arkansas with her hairy arm pits and legs and coke bottle bottom glasses, even Arkansas women were taken aback. And that is saying something.

Be patient, Jabba the Hutt is now doing Yoga. It´s true, I read it, it does cut into shampoo time, but who would notice.

If she´s unable to do her own hair - a wash-and-wear hairdo is the way to go.

Just a good cut and a texturizer will do it.

Whatever the old hag is striving to project, it ain´t working. Silly cow looks like a welfare woman on crack. Anyone get get a haircut and shampoo in an hour or maybe two. I get a precision short cut and my hair dresser actually gets on her knees to get it even. I pay her whatever I want to, - well, she is my granddaughter. lol

Well, when she was campaigning for Pres. back in 08 her hair did look good. Someone was with her to style it and fix it. So she can come through when there is a game.

I share her age plus a few more and gave up the hot rollers and curling irons long ago. Just find some one to cut your hair the way it grows so that all you have to do in the morning is run a brush through it. Even the wind cannot damgage it. This isn´t rocket science, she just doesn´t care. If she can´t care about her personal appearance then she doesn´t care enough to hold the job she has or even being President of the USA. We already have one of those and it is disasterous. I am pretty sick of all of them.

She must be channeling Eleanor Roosevelt again... on an attractiveness level, she is a wee bit below Eleanor.

Condaleeza Rice always looked like she just stepped out of a band box (old expression for looking fabulous). In fact, her hair and dress style improved in her years as SOS. And, she was always a lady.

As another poster said, PIAPS (I´ve missed that expression) does think we´re fools to buy this BS and may prove to be right come 2016. Barbara et al will help her along and whitewash her past. For some reason, Americans have very short memories.

There are feminazis/anachronisms from the 60´s who believe good hygiene goes against their beliefs. The phrase "dirty hippie" was based in truth.

For the first time in my life, I agree with her. I have a bad hair life, and the ONLY way to keep it under control is keep it long and braided. It´s baby fine, very straight, very thick, and grows very fast. Perms don´t take, styles don´t stay in (yes, with both mousse and spray), and I can´t afford to get it fixed every day (which she could), AND I have to be at work at six in the morning. Shorter hair clings to my head like a seal pelt. Medium hair loses all body within hours. And the braid is usually fuzzed out by the end of the day.

This is so sweet! A good old-fashioned PIAPS thread here on Lucianne in the morning. Brings back fond memories of when the mention of her name would guarantee a hundred pithy comments.

It would be nice if she´d just wash it and stop grossing us out.

Imagine my interest

Glad I wasn´t drinking coffee when I read #35 so I just spewed cracker & cream cheese, haha. As a woman, I do sympathize with any woman´s hair issues, and boy does Hill has ´em in spades. Probably the worst to me is when she pulls it back. She finally stumbled upon a winning do last night though not sure it was her real hair. Her short-to-midlength page boy was also pretty good, I think.

Modeling filth, suicide by fairness, and making no discernible sense is the new chic to be imposed on those still playing by the good old "cleanliness is next to godliness" rules.

I never understand all the attention we conservatives give to this women’s appearance. Get over it, she just looks like the middle age supervisor at most offices in America. (And frankly she dresses better than most, considering office casual is now something my Mom would have not worn to shop at Waymart’s.) I said this before, she is not running for the acting role of Secretary of State, she IS the Secretary of State, an Office that does not have a dress code other then look nice and decent.
Ok, She has no taste what so ever in her choices and, well hair has never been a priority. But let’s be truthful here, no matter what she looked like all the above post would find fault. We don’t like her politics, period, but that has nothing to do with her hair, I have seen many male politicians who would benefit with some pointers on how not to cover his bald spot.
You guys would never have let Israel’s great Prime Minister Golda Meir through the door!

Well, just get a buzz cut and be done with it then.

#22 and #43 had me laughing.

I agree w/ #3. As soon as she resigns as SoS, she´ll be at the exclusive spa, losing weight and having her body re-styled, extreme make-over. She´ll not only shed pounds, but wrinkles. She could donate enough skin to save a burn victim, but she´ll have the doc dispose of it secretly. The cover up will be bigger than Benghazi.

This woman is a dangerous very liberal politician looking to bring more socialist policies to this country. We need to unite in some way to take back some modicum of bargaining power rather than drone on about her horrible hair! Otherwise she could be our next president!!

Agree with #46 to some degree. I think we conservatives should refrain from appearance-bashing.

I have a different theory than most here:

Hillary is intentionally letting herself look tired, haggard, and somewhat unkempt. She believes this makes her look "serious" and will convince the public she´s "working hard."

And indeed she seems to be successful in this bit of image-manipulation. She´s an absurdly under-qualified hack who has done nothing but harm; yet polls show the public admires her and thinks she´s doing a great job.

We´ve all learned by now that Hillary´s every move is carefully calculated, with a specific political aim.

Seems plausible that she´s setting everything up for her to wow people in 2015. (Compared to the maximally-frumpy look she´s sporting now, any attempt to look professional will be a notable improvement.)

Secondary suspicion: Hillary has always admired the animal kingdom for having pretty, frivolous males whose principal purpose is reproduction, with the females doing all the important things and expected not to have attention-grabbing appearances.

She seeks not only the Presidency in 2016, but a fundamental transformation of human culture to better-mimic the matriarchial ways of animals, and to marshal all overt authority and influence to women.

She´s never been after just sexual equality. She´s always hoped to effect a radical reversal of sex roles in society. Cultivating this look before she gains the most powerful job in the world is an important step in that plan.

Who really cares about Hilarys straggly hair , at least it goes well with a broomstick.It´s that she is in a position in which she is habitually lieing. She is either travelling abroad or has a summer cold . This enables her to dodge House explainng before many elected politicians about Benghazi such as who gave the ´stand down´ amd Iranian born Jarrett negotiating in Iran for the USA. Bowing to the Saudis , asking for help in delivering arms to the rebels in Syria, it´s mind boggling ! Enough is Enough.

I´m going to defend Hillary a bit, here.
Hillary travels the world constantly , while King Barry stays home and luxuriates and relaxes.
Going through multiple time zones a couple of times a week is physically exhausting .
King Barry sent Richard Holbrooke all over the world
and he died suddenly at 69.
Barry is and always has been a lazy slob and he makes Hillary and the other women do the heavy lifting.
When he travels on our Boing VC-25 , he irritates the traveling media by disappearing into the bedroom
for hours , no doubt with his companion Reggie Love .
He´s also known to play cards while aboard Air Force One.
While Jarrett and Michelle are pouring over policy papers on how to destroy the country,
Barry plays Old Maid.

Maybe piaps should get a buzz cut so can be like obie.

The piaps wasn´t nearly as gross-looking back when she was bubba´s platonic roommate in our White House.

As with every other elephant in even the most modest of zoos, there must have been a a hose-person at the ready to give herself! the occasional rinsing. Now, on her own, the truth about hillary´s unsanitary ways is seeping out. If we let her back into the White House unattended, the Servpro restoration contract will likely be in the millions.

To hell with her hair. I realize that it is a mess of maximum importance, but what is the extent of her complicity in the Benghazi debacle, not to mention other, less fatal foreign policy messes? After all, she is Secretary of State, and not some model for "Hairdo" magazine.

Lots of interesting comments. I believe that she looks like she does because that´s what she is: just a dirty old hippy of whom nobody can touch since she´s so powerful. This is what happens when you lower your standards from a James Baker, Henry Kissinger, to a lefty who thinks she knows what´s best for the world. Blech!

Oh the poor dear.

She looks like the hair of the dog that bit her.

Call Hill-err-ee-ass... "Doggy Style" ....
and mebbe BillyBob will come callin´ more than once a year...
with a bucket o´ K-9 Jelly, jes´ in case.

Then again, mebbe not.

This body language (notice it´s not bawdy language) is a Dog Whistle...
She´s tellin´ the interns and ho´s to come and git it...
She ain´t gonna compete with ´em...
She ain´t gonna try to stop ´em...
Jes´ lettin´ BillyBoob do his ruttin´...

Saves lotsa her dwindlin´ energy, doncha know... ?

Wake me up when it´s time to care.

Yes, she could use a new hairdo, but I give her credit for staying away from Botox and face lifts in general. (As another poster said, her hair looks okay when clean and neatly pulled into a ponytail.)

C´mon #22, I literally spit at my monitor and now I have to clean it.

She is just a mess. Period. I don´t care what length her hair is or isn´t. I just think if she has that kind of money and is in the public eye, she should do more to make herself look presentable--even in this day and age of casual everyday. I don´t have the time or physical energy to do much with myself anymore but, unlike her, I can still make myself look okay without much fuss.

Ive always thought she exuded a very sapphic sensibility. Perhaps this new bullet proof football helmet she is sporting is a subliminal nod to her scissor sisters.

Remember when she was elected senator of NY
Her hair was pretty bad then comparing to when she was in white house

Speaking of potential Presidential candidates and their Body Mass Index, has anybody seen a picture of Hill lately? Whoa.
Just sayin´, if it´s sauce for the goose...

Agree with No. 8 - the lib broad in my family actually goes to a barber & gets a style resembling a crew-cut. She looks awful, but she doesn´t seem to care. (She did have those luminere things put on her teeth & now she looks like she wears bright, white dentures). When she was young & cute, she was a cheerleader & a prom queen, but she "found her voice" as a militant feminist & outgrew the desire to please mortal men with her appearance. It´s all about having such big, serious things on your mind that you have no time for frivolous things like grooming doncha know!

I tend to agree that she´s just an old hippie. If you look at her early photos, she never seemed to care about her appearance.

However, #50 and #51 have a point. She will look a lot better for 2016.

Did anyone hear what Rush called her laugh on Barbara Walters´ show? The call of the Arkansas Broadbeam.

EVERYTHING about her is a "Don´t."

Somehow the traveling excuse just doesn´t fly when it´s coming from the wife of the man who, back in the day, was not averse to holding up traffic on a runway in order to get his hair cut.... anybody remember that?